The Crap We Missed - Thursday 12.6.12
Sarah Jessica Parker at the New 42nd Street Gala to Honor Australia Council for the Arts at the New Victory Theater in New York City. (December 5, 2012)
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Her sexiest feature…
The Akira remake has begun filming on location.
Looks like Carrie Bradshaw is paying for those shoes all over again. Damn those feet are busted.
I hope they reshoe and add front wraps before the post parade.
I love Diablo! I play it all the time, except for right now because it was hacked. I’m cheezed because I just dyed my magic pants a pretty purple shade.
Mmmmmmmm. Exactly what I needed to see after lunch. Did you know that “Shout Wipe and Go” can really work in a pinch when you need to clean up vomit rather quickly?
This is what it looks like when you shave a clydesdale.
Varicose hooves.
Was going to say this very thing… glad I looked first. Seriously what the the sweet merciful fuck is going on here?
I’ve read about this before; contaminated hay.
Pizza the Hut was into drag?
Not just the face that’s reminiscent of a horse.
Just be glad she’s shod.
I don’t even want to think about what the toes look like…
Scanners in the City.
John Hamm’s putting shoes on it now?!
XD
It’s hard to find a good farrier.
I swear, I didn’t understand this part any more than the rest of Prometheus.
Uncircumcised.
thus proving that scientists have yet to apply facelift and botox practices to feet.
She had to resort to these gold shoes after Dorothy stole the ruby colored ones.
The overall look here is not good.
Can’t imagine why her husband bangs younger girls.
I believe those should be planted in a terracotta pot.
Jesus, Photo Boy, I’ve got to eat tonight!
What did you expect hoof and mouth disease to look like?
I have no words ….
Seriously, enough!
It’s time to take this out back and shoot it.
Her hooves look like the roadmap of Stockholm.
Does Matthew put those in his mouth? That man is a fucking saint.
She just ruined my foot fetish.
They’d better get her to a good blacksmith, and QUICK!
What? I thought it was GOOD for a woman’s feet to look Shar Pei in a pair of shoes?
“Four legs good, two legs better!”
Beware the Cloven Hoof
Well, that cured my foot fetish.
Now her feet, match her face!!
two words: Panty Hose. Amirite ladies?
What did happen to panty hose…or even leg makeup?
or shoes that fucking fit? her toes are jammed in there like KK’s ass in leather pants.
you know a heroin addict is looking at those suckers wistfully and dreaming ….
Madonna touched her once …
For the love of God change her Salt Lick!
The nails went in too deep.
Positively vile.
Hindenburg. 9/11. This.
Just a shit parade from head to hoof.
Imagine waking up with these dripping, pulsating, reeking things in your face.
Hoof rot.
Is it SJP feet or Madonna’s hands? Who can tell?
Grandma?
Schwing!!!
These are the Nickelback of feet.
LMAO
Are we sure this isn’t Madonna?
Girl. It’s like a 10 minute outpatient procedure to get that zapped.
Someone get these motherfucking snakes off these motherfucking shoes!
And this is why I wear flats.