superficial

  1. MrG

    Her sexiest feature…

  2. Urall Fhags

    Looks like Carrie Bradshaw is paying for those shoes all over again. Damn those feet are busted.

  3. I hope they reshoe and add front wraps before the post parade.

  4. Arlene

    Mmmmmmmm. Exactly what I needed to see after lunch. Did you know that “Shout Wipe and Go” can really work in a pinch when you need to clean up vomit rather quickly?

  5. Tiger

    This is what it looks like when you shave a clydesdale.

  6. Varicose hooves.

  7. Deacon Jones

    Pizza the Hut was into drag?

  8. Jen

    Not just the face that’s reminiscent of a horse.

  9. Johnny P!

    Just be glad she’s shod.
    I don’t even want to think about what the toes look like…

  10. Scanners in the City.

  11. John Hamm’s putting shoes on it now?!

  12. It’s hard to find a good farrier.

  13. I swear, I didn’t understand this part any more than the rest of Prometheus.

  14. Tidbit

    Uncircumcised.

  15. henry hill

    thus proving that scientists have yet to apply facelift and botox practices to feet.

  16. She had to resort to these gold shoes after Dorothy stole the ruby colored ones.

  17. Cock Dr

    The overall look here is not good.

  18. Can’t imagine why her husband bangs younger girls.

  19. The Royal Penis

    I believe those should be planted in a terracotta pot.

  20. EricLr

    Jesus, Photo Boy, I’ve got to eat tonight!

  21. cc

    What did you expect hoof and mouth disease to look like?

  22. DeWayne Johnson

    I have no words ….

  23. Buddy The Elf

    Seriously, enough!
    It’s time to take this out back and shoot it.

  24. juju

    Her hooves look like the roadmap of Stockholm.

  25. Does Matthew put those in his mouth? That man is a fucking saint.

  26. Animal

    She just ruined my foot fetish.

  27. They’d better get her to a good blacksmith, and QUICK!

  28. What? I thought it was GOOD for a woman’s feet to look Shar Pei in a pair of shoes?

  29. Darth Mung

    “Four legs good, two legs better!”

  30. Bigalkie

    Beware the Cloven Hoof

  31. Bonky

    Well, that cured my foot fetish.

  32. Toe Jam

    Now her feet, match her face!!

  33. Toe Jam

    two words: Panty Hose. Amirite ladies?

  34. Jamriqua

    you know a heroin addict is looking at those suckers wistfully and dreaming ….

  35. Adam Frawley

    Madonna touched her once …

  36. For the love of God change her Salt Lick!

  37. Jade

    The nails went in too deep.

  38. Col. Bat Guano

    Positively vile.

  39. Nack jicholson

    Hindenburg. 9/11. This.

  40. Save Ferris

    Just a shit parade from head to hoof.

  41. Ferris needs to look up his old girlfriend

    Imagine waking up with these dripping, pulsating, reeking things in your face.

  42. AnnaD.

    Hoof rot.

  43. Is it SJP feet or Madonna’s hands? Who can tell?

  44. Vlad

    Grandma?

  45. Rex Ryan

    Schwing!!!

  46. Truk

    These are the Nickelback of feet.

  47. Are we sure this isn’t Madonna?

  48. MissJonsey

    Girl. It’s like a 10 minute outpatient procedure to get that zapped.

  49. KC

    Someone get these motherfucking snakes off these motherfucking shoes!

  50. And this is why I wear flats.

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