Mrs. Doubtfire wants to bang the Butler.

“C’mere! Black out just one more time! For me!”

“I’m wearing my sexy diapers…”

Spartans! Ready your breakfast and eat hearty! Tonight, we dine at this nice old lady’s house. She’s gonna make a casserole. Maybe a jell-o mold for dessert. It’ll be nice.

Austin Powers taking one on the chin.

Wonder if many years ago when he was only dreaming of fame and fortune and how he’d do anything for them he imagined this moment. Based on the awkward expression on his face, no, he didn’t.

Is the guy behind him biting that poor old lady’s fist? Come on, man, chill. There’s enough Gerry to go around, he’s spent the last year proving that.

WHISPERS: “Let me tickle those balls for you sonny. I swallow too”

Paula Deen, Gerard Butler and Mike Myers walk into a bar…

That Dame Edna’s always getting fresh.

Zach Braff is not aging well.

I want you to take off my Depends with your teeth!

He pivoted to avoid the one in glasses and ran into this. Ain’t life a bitch sometimes?

Fukn PLAYA!

Now he’s banging Barbara Bush!?

Please, Demi! You’re just embarrassing me now.

Geriatric orgy ! Geriatric orgy!

Proof that Gerard Butler will bang anything that moves.

Paula Deen gonna get some peen!!

I loved you in that movie Holes… Speaking of, Gamma needs you to come over a look at one… There is a quarter in it for you…

STILL GOT IT !!

“You know, Depends are basically a wearable port-a-potty.”