1. Fredical

    Everybody got AIDS and shit!

  2. Weight Watchers clearly know their target audience…

  3. joe

    Get her some brown rice, vegetables, and a bottle of Evian.

  4. See, you anti-druggers? Jessie Spano finally kicked her NoDoz habit, and look what happened.

  5. diego

    I would usually make a snide comment, but, unlike our friends Jessica Simpson and Hilary Duff, she’s actually DOING something about it.

  6. George P Burdell

    The theory of general relativity predicts that a sufficiently compact mass will deform spacetime to form a black hole. A black hole is a region of spacetime where gravity prevents anything, including light, from escaping.

  7. Scouts Honor, I thought this was Kirstey Alley.

  8. jd

    Fuck, Showgirls was a lonnnnnnnnng time ago.

  9. Tidbit

    Shaped Like The Bell

  10. broduh jenner

    wrong! kristie alley

  11. Jeff

    Don’t worry, Jessie Spano. Now we’re ALL so scared.

  12. Animal

    So she’s got a big ass too? I just added her to my like list.

  13. I guess that’s a cart full of food that she’s pushing.

  14. Nice round ass you got there. At least she’s trying to get back into shape.

  15. Bonky

    I’d hit it. HARD.

  16. Milwaukee Joe

    I’m so excited! I’m so excited! I’m . . . so . . . fat.

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