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  1. Fantastic tuck job.

  2. Newton

    I’d bang her and jerk off on her face.

  3. Cock Dr

    Set to broil.

  4. Frank Burns

    Mel B is getting toasted! Get it, ‘melba toast’ – hahahaha! Is there no audience here for sophisticated epicurean humor?

  5. cc

    Never go down on a woman that can crush your skull.

  6. Mary Feeney

    What is the “B” for, “Beast”? Is that why she’s “Scary”?

    • GG

      Ho hum…There were two girls called ‘Melanie’ in the Spice Girls. Melanie Brown and Melanie Chisolm. Do I need to explain further? (Now I shall go and hide in shame because I know this sort of crap stuff).

  7. CrashHell

    That made Eddie Murphy switch back to white women.

  8. Bigalkie

    Mel B relaxes while House Husband rifles through her purse.

  9. Ferris needs to look up his old girlfriend

    Once you go black you always smoke crack

  10. Bionic_Crouton

    Keep sunbathing MelB. You don’t want lose that tan.

  11. Yep, just relaxing on the boat … with my chest thrust out and my breath sucked in and my arms thinking we’re about to do some crunches and my legs splayed … ah, lazy carefree days …

  12. anonymous

    This chick is on Day: 1456 of her vacation.

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