1. Diddy was relieved to discover that all the fuss was over a Koons sculpture.

  2. catapostrophe

    Koons is in the background, wondering which of his employees created that sculpture.

  3. “Damn, I miss J-Lo”.

  4. “Damn, it’s a dick and two balls…”

  5. No one has the heart to tell him that’s an espresso machine – part of the buffet.

  6. Though he was getting closer, Diddy’s search for something that was dumber than changing his name to P. Diddy was still not over.

  7. “This is still better than anything I’ve done.”

  8. Wrynoceros

    “it’s an elephant, the piece is titled Big E”

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