1. “Must not stare at her ass, must not stare at her ass. Put hands in pockets to push out the front of my jeans to hide my erection”

  2. If you don’t like Steve Coogan, that’s because you’re an idiot.

  3. Mohawk Disco

    Perfect ass meet perfect ass.

  4. She has no face

  5. Probably wondering why other celebs get the Maria ass treatment and he gets the frontal.

  6. Lou Braccant

    In all seriousness, go and see ‘Alan Partridge-Alpha Papa’
    It is one of the funniest films I have ever seen, truly brilliant writing from a real comedic legend, not an over the top fool like Will Ferrel.

    I am being honest when I say, if you watch it and don’t laugh, you have NO sense of humour!!!!!

  7. “While I jingle my tally-whacker, could you face the other direction?”

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