As usual, Kenny Rogers lurking in the background.
I saw this chick with the sweet sweet knockers , so I got a good squeeze on one… I swear!
“Hey, Colin! Do your imitation of Mel Gibson in The Beaver!”
“Duh, live long and prosper?”
“Live long and honk boobs.”
Doesn’t even look like him. Weird.
I want to put my boob in his hand. Does that make me weird?
I want to put the dick I don’t have in his hand. Does that make me weird?
That doesn’t look like him at all. Did he have work done?
What did he do to his face? Didn’t know it was him until I saw his name.
Commenting as a Guest. Sign in or Join.
Colin Firth at the premiere of 'The Railway Man' in London. (December 4, 2013) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN