Gollum really doesn’t clean up very good.
He can call himself Sméagol all he wants…
“Fuck a Sea-Bond! Get me my Poly-Grip!”
Somewhere, Larry King is looking at this pic and saying to himself ‘Damn, I look GOOD!’. and he really believes it.
MMM HUMAN GALL BLADDER-HELLO!
Fuck it, it’ll grow back.
What do Larry King and George Washington have in common?They both went to the same dentist.
The older the foetus, the more years you get.
…8 women have had sex with this …8.
Smithers….get me my drink! And what is this that I am eating?
“And lo, his name shall be, ‘Death’. And he shall be clothed in denim, eating a muffin…”
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