superficial

  1. Gollum really doesn’t clean up very good.

  2. dixonblonde

    “Fuck a Sea-Bond! Get me my Poly-Grip!”

  3. Somewhere, Larry King is looking at this pic and saying to himself ‘Damn, I look GOOD!’. and he really believes it.

  4. MMM HUMAN GALL BLADDER-HELLO!

  5. Fuck it, it’ll grow back.

  6. Dr Paul Van Nostrum

    What do Larry King and George Washington have in common?They both went to the same dentist.

  7. Son of Flubber

    RIBBIT

  8. The older the foetus, the more years you get.

  9. Johnny Barbells

    …8 women have had sex with this …8.

  10. Canudigit

    Smithers….get me my drink! And what is this that I am eating?

  11. “And lo, his name shall be, ‘Death’. And he shall be clothed in denim, eating a muffin…”

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