1. speaking of hungover turd.

  2. Crb

    Enjoying the smell of his own farts.

  3. Saint Bono had worked many miracles before, but now he prayed for His reward: “Dear Lord, let me have my artistic integrity back. Oh, and another tax shelter t’would be nice.”

  4. “That’s it Dublin… Work my shillelagh!”

  5. Taylor Swift's Tampon String

    Nice of John Taylor of Duran Duran fame and Bill Wyman of the Stones to join in.

  6. Vlad

    Love will make you mine
    Creep up from behind

  7. “Shhhhhh, Bono. Pretend I’m Bill Clinton.”

  8. I’m number one FAP FAP FAP FAP, everyone whos number one? FAP FAP FAP FAP, I’m the one! FAP FAP FAP.

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