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  1. cc

    He mentioned ‘marriage’ and she celebrated by having him neutered. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

  2. Mohawk Disco

    … and then we’ll have to select a wedding cake. I’d go with orange cake. Wouldn’t you?! I knew you would. We are so alike. For flowers we’ll call my mother… Now, you should select the champagne but I’d go with Moët …
    - KALEY! All I asked was do you want to reserve a table for tonight.

  3. Kaley sure knows how to make it clear who wears the pants in that relationship.

  4. After teaching him to beg and heel, Kaley will now teach Ryan to roll over and play dead.

  5. ThisWillHurt

    How did Photo Boy remove the leash from this picture?

  6. anonymous

    That’s the look of a man who has finally realized he’s marrying crazy, high maintenance but still needs access to her checkbook.

  7. She looks like she lost some of that weight so at least he has that going for him.

  8. PathosAvenger

    I see they “‘shopped” the leash out of this pic.

  9. The vet, that seems an appropriate place for her to take her men.

  10. The hand bag in this photo is a little over the shoulder design that you can find in many retail stores . It can hold your make up case, your keys and as seen here can carry the testicles of your freshly neutered male.

  11. Johnny Barbells

    …no one is wilder in bed than a hot, crazy chick …no one. (you’re just not supposed to marry ‘em, idiot)

  12. “Please say it’s Superman behind me, please say it’s Superman behind me…”

  13. You don’t stick your dick in crazy, dude.

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