She’s as orange as her hair.
Not pictured: The orange stain she left on Santa.
Her whiskers are tickling Santa.
Ashley’s the one he really wants to fuck.
Seriously?! When did Wynnona go full Oompa-loompa?
A long, long time ago. Where have you been?
this is what happens when your fashion idol is candy corn.
Thanks so much for the 345 gallons of orange paint, Santa!
better hide all those cookies Santa.
It’s hard to find a Santa who already has hep c.
Some smart kid is going to email this to the North Pole and get himself an Xbox
Santa is about to relive that rape scene from Cape Fear.
Santa’s happy he didn’t have to let the fat bitch sit in his lap.
She’s obviously campaigning to have Santa dump the Elves for Oopaloompas.
“My ear, sweet Jesus, she’s eating my ear!”
Her breath is making his penis cry wee, wee, wee all the way home
Not pictured Orange Crush or wait it is pictured..
That’s a pretty danged adorable Santa, though.
Santa only comes once a year.
If Santa had really made a wish, all we would only see the top of Wynonna’s ginger dome.
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