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  1. Stryfe

    Ow-ow-owww-OWWWWWWW!

  2. She’s as orange as her hair.

  3. Jill Ess

    Not pictured: The orange stain she left on Santa.

  4. Throjo

    Her whiskers are tickling Santa.

  5. EricLr

    Ashley’s the one he really wants to fuck.

  6. Seriously?! When did Wynnona go full Oompa-loompa?

  7. this is what happens when your fashion idol is candy corn.

  8. MarkM

    Thanks so much for the 345 gallons of orange paint, Santa!

  9. Any Guy

    better hide all those cookies Santa.

  10. bethy

    It’s hard to find a Santa who already has hep c.

  11. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Some smart kid is going to email this to the North Pole and get himself an Xbox

  12. Santa is about to relive that rape scene from Cape Fear.

  13. Joe Blow

    Santa’s happy he didn’t have to let the fat bitch sit in his lap.

  14. DnS

    She’s obviously campaigning to have Santa dump the Elves for Oopaloompas.

  15. RHawk

    “My ear, sweet Jesus, she’s eating my ear!”

  16. Jon and Kate plus Hate

    Her breath is making his penis cry wee, wee, wee all the way home

  17. Not pictured Orange Crush or wait it is pictured..

  18. That’s a pretty danged adorable Santa, though.

  19. Santa only comes once a year.

  20. If Santa had really made a wish, all we would only see the top of Wynonna’s ginger dome.

  21. The look on Santa’s face makes me wonder where her other hand is?

  22. She looks like she fell face first into a bag of Cheetos.

  23. She got the durrrty sanchez

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