1. Hugh Jass

    He has freakishly thin thighs/legs….. wow.

  2. Lita

    The guy and the dog are like “Whoa, diva, slow your roll.” Don’t forget who makes you who you are, Ryan.

  3. Yagiska

    Fuck you, fan! I didn’t become rich and famous by getting people like you to like me for my ability to play make-believe, only to have to put up with people like you liking me.

  4. Coyote

    Is that Val Kilmer?

  5. allieb

    what a complete douchebag. U should be thankful people like u, cuz u can´t act shit, man.

  6. userofalltrades

    Is that John Travolta’s son? Oh wait…

  7. the fan looks crushed…but maybe ryan had to poop or something.

  8. arnieblackblack

    The dog looks embarassed. You have to be a massive dick to shame a dog, Dogs happily eat their own shit and think nuttin of it.

  9. JK13

    Maybe he was having a bad day, or the fan was insistent, but still… I don’t agree with how he handles it. A “Sorry dude, I can’t sign anything today.” Usually suffices.

  10. King Diamond

    Question. Who the hell (other than this poor guy) would wan’t Ryan Reynolds autograph in the first place?

    • dave

      what’s the contraction that “wan’t” is accomplishing? Do you fucks even read books anymore or just comments online?

  11. EricLr

    That dog is thinking “The second this annoying douchebag let’s me off this leash I’m running like hell”

  12. Deacon Jones

    Nice sneakers, loser

  13. Throjo

    The poor guy was just begging Reynolds to scoop up his dog’s shit before it turned into a Green Lantern sequel.

  14. adolf hitler

    guys probably a pap or some ebay seller. looks like he watches larry the cable guy or roseanne or some shit. could give a fuck about reynolds.

  15. I’m with Ryan on this one. That mouth-breathing fan has the vapid look of a loser who voluntarily saw Green Lantern more than one.

  16. Cock Dr

    “These hands are too goddamned tired from finger fucking Blake Lively all night long”.

  17. it had to be said

    Autograph? No, that’s not what’s happening. “I am not signing for the bag of dog poop! I picked up after my dog. I don’t know where you got that bag!”

  18. Johnny P!

    “Do ya SEE a Green Lantern ring on my hand, asshole?!? I’m Ryan GOSLING, dude!” (hah! that one works every time!)

  19. So now the guy has one less picture to sell on EBay, which means he’ll have to get a real job instead of standing around corners, wearing shorts in Boston in December, waiting for celebrities to walk by with their dogs.

  20. I can’t believe that dude is totally ignoring Mr. Reynolds offer of a jive handshake. What a dick.

  21. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    “Ohh, there must be some easier way for me to get my wings. “

  22. I looks like he was asking him to sign for a Fedex package.

  23. “My dog isn’t interested, man.”

  24. juaqin ingles

    Isn’t that one of the Baldwins?

  25. It's the kimkim, bitches

    All I see is a walking dick.

  26. Colin

    Boston? Unshaven? Bad hair? Hates everyone he sees? Are we sure this isn’t Ben Affleck?

  27. Snack pack

    That dog is doing a nazi goose-step march. What an asshole!

  28. Kat

    Autograph seekers are just talentless losers that exploit other people’s abilities and success to make money. But then, so’s Ryan…

  29. Val Kilmer just wanted an autograph, not a lecture.

  30. mrsmass

    Ryan’s pissed that he had to walk the dog. Blake must be out of town.

  31. He’s still pissed ScarJo left him for Sean Penn.

  32. Fan: Hi Ryan! My names is Sean. Will you sign this? Here, use my pen.

    Ryan: Wait, did you say Sean….Penn?

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