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  1. EricLr

    Snake Plissken has escaped from New York
    He’s escaped from L.A.

    But now he faces his biggest challenge yet…

    ESCAPE FROM GOLDIE HAWN

  2. Satan's bitch

    Kurt looks more and more like a red state rancher every day.

  3. Gerttastic

    Snake Plissken-thought he was dead.

    (Couldn’t resist.)

  4. Jill Ess

    I can’t tell whether or not Goldie has her teeth in today.

  5. dontkillthemessenger

    Awww… Kurt took his mom on vacation with him.

  6. Rancher Kurt, if Goldie was a horse, you would have put her down long ago.

  7. Johnny P!

    Kurt: D’ya mind? Canwe have a bit of privacy?
    Goldie: Heee! I’m still relevant!

  8. Right about now, Ashton Kutcher is studying Kurt’s look and seeing if Banana Republic can make it in cashmere.

  9. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    It’s a story as old as time. He came to Aspen to capture the Yeti. In the end she captured him.

  10. Jill

    Finally figuring out how to make herself appear young, Goldie would not be parted from Kurt from that day forward.

  11. Linda

    awww they are so cute

  12. DeucePickle

    Hopefully, whatever plastic surgeon’s office Rose McGowan just walked out of, these two are walking in to.

  13. Goldie Hawn squished cutesy face ™ 1966

  14. squishy

    Hoedown ditzy!!

  15. Joe Blow

    Bystander: “Don’t you know animals were killed for that coat?”

    Kurt: “Yeah, but I didn’t know you knew. So now I gotta kill you too.”

  16. Debutante

    Awwww…. I think it’s great they’re still together ! I know they never married, but they deserve some kind of award from the Hollywood community !

  17. RHawk

    I can’t tell if Goldie forgot her Poligrip or just learned it is a bad idea to fart in that coat when it’s zipped to her chin.

  18. Unholy krep

    What’s Kurt Russell doing with Cousin Itt?

  19. Minky Wail

    Can he do us all a favor and just “Stuntman Mike” her on the ride home?

  20. Swearin

    It’s the Marlboro Man and his destroyed lung in a fur coat.

  21. Starstruck

    Stars still go to Aspen. I thought that place was “so over” years ago.

    They must own a house there that they can’t sell to anyone. All the uppies and hipsters that used to move to Aspen are either too old now, and from the I don’t want to break my hip crowd, or too young, and from the no trust fund crowd.

  22. LadyMoustache

    Stop shitting on Goldie… Kurt looks much worse. Assholes.

  23. tlmck

    “Jump’n the truck maw. We all goin’ up to the big house”.

  24. “We’ve made up since yesterday. She was just pissed about that time I gave Kate a bath. I had to remind her that was all the way last year.”

  25. All these long-term celeb couple breakups lately, and these two are still together. Yay them.

  26. Contusion

    Diabetuss.

  27. I’ll tell you where. Someplace warm. A place where the beer flows like wine. Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I’m talking about a little place called Aspen.

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