Snake Plissken has escaped from New York
He’s escaped from L.A.
But now he faces his biggest challenge yet…
ESCAPE FROM GOLDIE HAWN
Kurt looks more and more like a red state rancher every day.
Yes. Take it from a former resident of said area.
I dunno… I mean, when I get to a certain age/financial situation, I’d like to think I’d be just kicking back and wearing Sierra Trading Post shit all day like I don’t give a fuck. Because I woudn’t give a fuck.
Snake Plissken-thought he was dead.
I can’t tell whether or not Goldie has her teeth in today.
Awww… Kurt took his mom on vacation with him.
Rancher Kurt, if Goldie was a horse, you would have put her down long ago.
Kurt: D’ya mind? Canwe have a bit of privacy?
Goldie: Heee! I’m still relevant!
Right about now, Ashton Kutcher is studying Kurt’s look and seeing if Banana Republic can make it in cashmere.
It’s a story as old as time. He came to Aspen to capture the Yeti. In the end she captured him.
Finally figuring out how to make herself appear young, Goldie would not be parted from Kurt from that day forward.
awww they are so cute
Hopefully, whatever plastic surgeon’s office Rose McGowan just walked out of, these two are walking in to.
Goldie Hawn squished cutesy face ™ 1966
Bystander: “Don’t you know animals were killed for that coat?”
Kurt: “Yeah, but I didn’t know you knew. So now I gotta kill you too.”
Awwww…. I think it’s great they’re still together ! I know they never married, but they deserve some kind of award from the Hollywood community !
I can’t tell if Goldie forgot her Poligrip or just learned it is a bad idea to fart in that coat when it’s zipped to her chin.
What’s Kurt Russell doing with Cousin Itt?
Can he do us all a favor and just “Stuntman Mike” her on the ride home?
It’s the Marlboro Man and his destroyed lung in a fur coat.
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