1. My “whore-dar” went from a mild beeping to a sonic boom that just blew off half my face onto my keyboard

  2. Mohawk Disco

    Put your leg down! Territories were established an hour ago.

  3. Another wearing those fugly beigey-flesh shoes. Ugh.

  4. Er…that’s the LAS VEGAS WEEKLY that’s celebrating 15 years. Us Weekly goes back to 1977.

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