Well, fuck… no wonder.
Now, it allllll makes sense.
So, the father was another woman?
Apparently the apple didn’t fall far from the fame avarice tree.
It’s the lost Kardashian sister. They all thought Kloe ate her, but now it all makes sense.
Jesus would definitely not approve of that dress.
*memorizes her face, loads pistol*
To the time machine!
I wouldn’t be smiling like that if my son was Justin Beiber.
That’s her daughter you are talking about!
Every time I see my son perform, it makes me so glad I didn’t make that guy at the truck stop use a condom in the back of that ’89 Camaro.
How old was she when she birthed that insufferable lil’ bitch? 15?
Will someone do a ZERO Dark Thirty on her and have her explain WHY she had that little fudge pusher?
How does a woman with a man-face give birth to a lesbian boy?
We will probably never know.
Is there such a thing as a post partum abortion?
Justin is still the prettiest of them all
The vagina that launched a thousand douche bags.
“Alright boys, who wants to get into my bieber maker tonight?!”
Nah, too slim and a natural beauty to be a Kardashian.
Damn. If it wasn’t for the haunted womb, I’d nail that.
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Justin Bieber's mom Pattie Mallette at the premiere of 'Justin Bieber's Believe' in Los Angeles. (December 18, 2013) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN