Bob Marley and Haile Selassie spoke to me in a dream and asked me to cut off this fucker’s feet.
Justin Bieber and Jaden Smith were in the same room and God didn’t smite that shit? He’s making it hard as fuck to believe in him.
A sadly missed opportunity for a tragic terrorist incident.
fucking Taliban, never there when you need them
“And a cackling douche in a pear tree!”
Jada, we fucked up. We really fucked up this one. – Will Smith
They always dress so pooooooor
If Rob and Fab, from Milli Vanili, had a baby…
“DROP IT! HANDS ON YOUR HEAD!!!”
I wonder how much they had to pay extra to get him to dress like a normal kid. No Iron Man costume, two different shoes, diaper pants, manpurse with Japanese anime….etc….
I believe that he is probably gay although gay men usually can dress so that theory is probably wrong. Will Smith makes $20 million a movie, he can’t hire a fucking stylist for this kid?
This one’s titled “Shamalama ding dong” so hit it!
Looks like he still chooses his own clothes.
“I’m sorry Jaden but Spider-Man is white! That’s historically verifiable.”
“What about Ultimate Spider-Man?”
“yes yes Jaden, we are well aware of Ultimate Spiderman, and that role will go to Donald Glover but, If they ever decide to reboot the reboot and make him black again…that role will go to Michael B. Jordan or Tyler James Williams or Macauley Culkin in black face, fuck even Gabourey Sidibe!”
FAP (right-to-left below left shoulder)
FAP (right-to-left left midriff)
FAP (right-to-left near hem above left leg)
CUM (downwards right of chin)
BUKKAKE going up his right sleeve
It’s the thumb hole in the sleeves that really makes the outfit.
And the winner for most triangular shaped head is…
Is he wearing a fucking skirt?
no, that’s a “not very likely to fuck” skirt at best
I can never tell if it’s the boy or the girl.
Neither, it’s a spawn of Xenu.
Alright kid, you’re never gonna be your dad. Just… stop.
They really knocked themselves out on those Christmas trees.
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