“Just remember…you drew first blood. I’ll give you a war you won’t believe.”
I don’t know who this woman is, but as an anonymous person on the Internet, I feel obliged to counsel her that she needs to consider a job in nude modeling in the very near future.
I feel an obligation to handcuff her in a stairwell and tell her “It’s for your own good” as I take my pants off
I feel obligated to tell you she has a blowjob movie available.
Is Christmas coming early, Don?!
Googled. No luck.
I’m looking at it right now on my hard drive. Did you check the torrent sites?
Found it on xshare. She beat that meat like it owed her money!
She did it right, you mean.
Awesome, Im looking it up this weekend
Hypothetically speaking if I was to visit xshare would I not be at risk of getting a virus? I never trust those sites.
Install some good anti-virus software and adblocker plus.
That site is legit – just roll Incognito!
She’s undressing me with her cleavage. I’m down to my rocketship undies already.
She’s got one hell of a poker face.
She looks deep. And by deep I mean vaginally cavernous.
She’s like the Maria Menunous of England. There’s easily accessible video on the internet of her giving some dude a blow job back stage at some event or concert. Busted!
Merry Christmas perverts!
She’ll be the hottest piece of ass in prison for sure.
That blouse tells me she’d invoking the Lindsey Lohan defense.
They just came from their monthly bronze dipping.
Oh goodness, another somewhat famous celebrity female with the unerring ability to find a douchebag to hook up with.
She doesn’t really look like your stereotypical coke dealer.
“If the girl be fit, you must acquit!”
“If it’s a crime to have nice teeth, then find me guilty,”
“You smell lonely and desperate. I will meet you in the last stall of the women’s bathroom. I will be the one with the penis.”
That face. Those boobs. Down for sex taping. Apparently has access to tons of blow.
Found my next ex-wife.
“I’ll wait for you, Tulisa!!! [5 to 10, at least!!]”
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