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  1. Son of Flubber

    “Just remember…you drew first blood. I’ll give you a war you won’t believe.”

  2. I don’t know who this woman is, but as an anonymous person on the Internet, I feel obliged to counsel her that she needs to consider a job in nude modeling in the very near future.

  3. Mohawk Disco

    She’s undressing me with her cleavage. I’m down to my rocketship undies already.

  4. anonymous

    She’s got one hell of a poker face.

  5. She looks deep. And by deep I mean vaginally cavernous.

  6. gary coleman's ghost

    She’s like the Maria Menunous of England. There’s easily accessible video on the internet of her giving some dude a blow job back stage at some event or concert. Busted!

    Merry Christmas perverts!

  7. She’ll be the hottest piece of ass in prison for sure.

  8. That blouse tells me she’d invoking the Lindsey Lohan defense.

  9. JimBB

    They just came from their monthly bronze dipping.

  10. cc

    Oh goodness, another somewhat famous celebrity female with the unerring ability to find a douchebag to hook up with.

  11. She doesn’t really look like your stereotypical coke dealer.

  12. “If the girl be fit, you must acquit!”

  13. Frosty the Blowman

    “If it’s a crime to have nice teeth, then find me guilty,”

  14. “You smell lonely and desperate. I will meet you in the last stall of the women’s bathroom. I will be the one with the penis.”

  15. That face. Those boobs. Down for sex taping. Apparently has access to tons of blow.

    Found my next ex-wife.

    “I’ll wait for you, Tulisa!!! [5 to 10, at least!!]“

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