1. I hope she has a dictionary to check the spelling of this tattoo.

  2. I hope it says something like “Fame is fleeting,” in Chinese characters.

  3. Sadly, she won’t look this good fifteen years later, then she has it removed.

  4. it had to be said

    If she’s getting a tattoo in this picture, NYC is WAY ahead of the rest of the country on “street art.”

  5. Swearin

    I hope it’s a tramp stamp that says “Property of the Lollipop Guild”

  6. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    This is the twenty first century version of writing the Lord’s Prayer on a postage stamp

  7. “Right next to my shaven pubis the tattoo will say, ‘vitobonespur was here…and he’s coming right back!’ “

  8. farting old man's wife

    Why in the hell does this dipshit want a tattoo?? She is young and pretty and tattoo’s don’t age well!

  9. Cock Dr

    Nice boots.

  10. EmmaWatson's Vagina

    well since she is the size of an average tattoo it shouldn’t be surprising she wants one.

  11. Funny, that doesn’t look like one of those “Your Name on a Grain of Rice” stands.

  12. Stern

    She’s so little, where are they going to find enough skin on her for a tattoo.

  13. tlmck

    From the look on her face and the position of her hands, she already got what she came for.


  15. I thought she was buying Herve Valechez.

  16. cc

    It says ‘Mother’ in size 12 font and stretches across her whole back.

  17. edamame

    I see a dolphin in her future.

  18. I’d like to see that tattoo artist do the work. Should look like an elf getting drilled with a jack-hammer…

  19. Snides

    Doesn’t she know it will exempt her from the “special cemetary”?

  20. Peter

    I hate midgets

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