Drugs deteriorate muscle mass? Who knew!?!?!
Who’s the dude who has to carry Russel Brand’s sacks?
Russell takes wearing a scarf to the next level be wearing drapes.
The only thing two guys should be shopping for are guns, power tools and car parts.
Taking lady Gaga’s lead as living theater, Russel brand is having men carry his bags just like women do.
Either the “friend” is doing all the shopping, or “coolie” is a more appropriate term.
Where’s his ridiculous outfit? This is the last time I got out with James.
I couldn’t remember Francis’ name so I put ‘celebrity mule’ in to Google…
Why, it’s Dildo Baggins…
Russell: Mike, when you’re done carrying my things home, I need you to pick up my dry-cleaning.
Mike: ** rolling eyes** Yes, Mr. Brand.
Russell: Oh, and can you pop in and spend some time with Katy?
I’m afraid I have a vegan hot-yoga class to attend. Tell her I won’t be home ’til late.
Mike: **biting back his grin** Oh yes, Mr. Brand!
Q: RUSSELL BRAND : HIS “FRIEND” ::
a) January Jones : Her Baby
b) Katie Holmes : Tom Cruise’s Penis
c) Nick Nolte : Sobriety
d) All of the above
A friend eh?
He shops in BH, I thought he shops at the Goodwill or Salvation Army stores. Well, if he doesn’t he should, and he’ll get a bargain for the same stuff.
That’s great for them… I’m not really friends with my heroin dealer.
Oh I get it: they are shooting a remake of “Down and out in Beverly Hills”!
NIce. Making your friend carry your bags while shopping.
All his friends are what the English call ‘chavs’.
That’s his baghandler. Right now shopping bags, later nutbag
Does the guy in front break into a run when he sees the homeless looking freak behind him?
I don’t want anyone to know I have a butler, cuz that’s douchey. Just walk ahead of me, carry my shit, and pretend you don’t know me…
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