1. Drugs deteriorate muscle mass? Who knew!?!?!

  2. The Old Man

    Who’s the dude who has to carry Russel Brand’s sacks?

  3. Russell takes wearing a scarf to the next level be wearing drapes.

  4. The only thing two guys should be shopping for are guns, power tools and car parts.

  5. rantatonne

    Taking lady Gaga’s lead as living theater, Russel brand is having men carry his bags just like women do.

  6. it had to be said

    Either the “friend” is doing all the shopping, or “coolie” is a more appropriate term.

  7. MRF

    Where’s his ridiculous outfit? This is the last time I got out with James.

  8. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    I couldn’t remember Francis’ name so I put ‘celebrity mule’ in to Google…

  9. Evil Dick Tater

    Why, it’s Dildo Baggins…

  10. Johnny P!

    Russell: Mike, when you’re done carrying my things home, I need you to pick up my dry-cleaning.
    Mike: ** rolling eyes** Yes, Mr. Brand.
    Russell: Oh, and can you pop in and spend some time with Katy?
    I’m afraid I have a vegan hot-yoga class to attend. Tell her I won’t be home ’til late.
    Mike: **biting back his grin** Oh yes, Mr. Brand!

  11. pdan

    Analogy time!


    a) January Jones : Her Baby

    b) Katie Holmes : Tom Cruise’s Penis

    c) Nick Nolte : Sobriety

    d) All of the above

  12. Venom

    A friend eh?

  13. Kitty

    He shops in BH, I thought he shops at the Goodwill or Salvation Army stores. Well, if he doesn’t he should, and he’ll get a bargain for the same stuff.

  14. dontkillthemessenger

    That’s great for them… I’m not really friends with my heroin dealer.

  15. Kikidee

    Oh I get it: they are shooting a remake of “Down and out in Beverly Hills”!

  16. Steelerchick

    NIce. Making your friend carry your bags while shopping.

  17. cc

    All his friends are what the English call ‘chavs’.

  18. SlippinX12

    That’s his baghandler. Right now shopping bags, later nutbag

  19. Does the guy in front break into a run when he sees the homeless looking freak behind him?

  20. your mom

    I don’t want anyone to know I have a butler, cuz that’s douchey. Just walk ahead of me, carry my shit, and pretend you don’t know me…

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