Justin Bieber getting pulled over in Los Angeles. (December 14, 2011)
“Officer, it’s not my fault my feet don’t reach the pedals.”
“No listen here lil’ miss. This is a man’s car and should be treated as such..”
hee hee hee
“Ma’am, have you ever heard of Brandon Teena and what happened to her for trying to look like a dude?”
thats not funny
If he were only younger….*sigh*
“Crappy singing is a crime now? Damn, I’m screwed!”
Teen pop douche – $15 million a year.
Cop – $65,000 a year.
Yeah, he’s getting the ticket.
Exactly what I thought. Pricks wearing ear-rings too.
“Have you seen Divine Brown? I hear she works this corner.”
I think he’s looking for George Michael.
TAZE HIM, BRO!
Please. Over and over in the hairless patch where his balls would be if he were male.
“You got to keep your head inside the car son. You’re driving now not mommy.”
They got him for a DWI. Douche, Wanker, Idiot.
“Sonny, I’m Selena’s uncle and if you ever lay a hand on her again, I’m going to put you in a cell with a 320 lb. bubba who’s also named Selena.”
Expensive sports car- check
Caught Speeding- Check
Incredibly small Penis- Checkeroooni!
“Listen officer, I didn’t mean to say that your daughter was screaming my name from maple intercourse, honest!”
“Yes, I have to sit on 2 phonebooks to see over the steering wheel, but I have I.D.! Honest!”
It’s hard to imagine the trigger discipline it must have taken for this officer to not reflexively empty his entire clip into that smarmy, maple-loving face. Kudos to you, sir.
Sorry son. You’re a self involved douche but I’m sorry Mr Jackson died over a year ago. You’re too late.
Right after this he cried and got out of a ticket, and we now all know the true reason for his well calculated teenage lesbian look.
That cop was so close to pulling out his gun and becoming a national hero.
My swagger coach will be so proud!! Instant street cred!
What is that, an Aston? Or a Lambo? Fucking little whiny douchebag. Thank heavens for lemming tweens who made this happen.
It’s a Cadillac CTS-V modified by West Coast Customs. One of the modifications seem to be “suicide doors”… He also owns a matte black F430, porsche turbo and probably a white lambo.
Aston would mean he has style, which he doesn’t…
I’ve circled this school zone three times at 60 miles per hour. What does a kid have to do to suck some cop cock around here?
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