He really needs to work on his Gangnam Style.
And the Superficial needs to stop this annoying Sign In crap because I don’t want to sign in just to give you a Thumbs Up.
Or actually keep you signed in after checking the box, even though the browser has been quit. Cookie that shit!
“Why yes I have been with Lindsay Lohan in the past…why do you ask?”
“Swear to God you guys; Hamm’s was down to here. I was standing beside him at the urinal, he said ‘Water’s cold today huh?’. Seriously! What the fuck do I say to that?”
You say, “And it’s deep too” (A Richard Pryor reference).
Yeah, it’s funny. But seriously, you probably do need to see a doctor about that, man.
Kind of starting to see where those turn of the century newspaper caricatures of the Irish were coming from… Does anyone know if Colin Farrell has access to a time machine?
“So Hamm says, ‘Don’t be shy about it—just switch it to the other side!'”
Let me tell ya how humid it was…
“You Hasidic Jews are too much – You call that a kick in the nuts? My sister kicks harder than that!”
Bowler hat ≠ Hasidic Jew
Ponytail ≠ Hasidic Jew
Woman in pants ≠ Hasidic Jew
I’m not really sure if I want to know what this conversation is actually about.
“Ha ha. And then I shoved the vodka soaked tampon in like this! It were incredible!”
“So then I says, “Whatta you two bums doin’ standin’ around?” And I poked Curly in the eyes with my fingers. But then Larry put his hand in front of his face and blocked me from poking his eyes, so I had to pull out a huge hunk of his hair!”
Moe in the Stooge re-reboot.
It burns like hell RIGHT HERE!
I’ve seen it! Jon Hamm’s schlong is literally this big.
Do you balls hang low
Do they wobble in the snow
Can you tie em in a knot
Can you tie em in a bow
Do you get that itchy feeling when you scratch em on the ceiling
Do your balls hang low..
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