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I heard that he started using the patch to help fight his addiction and that its working pretty well, he has cut back to only a few butts a week.
I laughed.
Scientology should change there rules and let Travolta and Tom Cruise marry each other.
Would you call that a POOwer couple?
Nice taint tickler!
There’s someone on the phone for you…says his name is ‘Ramone’…he wants to speak to you in person.
Dear John,
Reminder : you like vagina.
Love, Kelly.
Taking over the role of Mauricio in “Shallow Hal Returns”
Don’t you mean “Swallow Hal?”
Siri has taken to just replying “There is no help for you. Please stop talking to me.”
He’s taken the “Wooly Willy” approach to hair and facial hair styles, I see.
Need an e-meter reading on the go? There’s an app for that…
Gay conversion? Not so much…
“Siri,… find me balls.”
“Siri, can you tell I’m wearing a rug?”
“Yes, John. It looks horrible”
Chia pet hair ?
Yo Vanilla Ice!
psst- john u got some uh… masseur pubes on ur chin there.
Did…..did his chin sprout a vagina?
He’s just begun the changeover process…
He’s like that magnetic bald guy in the 80s that you could use metal shavings on to paint beards and shit
“Wooly Willy is a toy in which metal filings are moved about with a magnetic wand to add features to a cartoon face. The toy was originally…launched on the toy market in 1955.”
I was born in the ’80s + I had this toy = toy must have been invented in the ’80s!
So he goes into the toupee salon and says “gimme the Shatner”.
I see he’s growing a replica of his action man-fuzz head on his chin.
“Siri, find me the closest gay masseuse”
What’s on my wallpaper? A hot chick! Wiiiiiitthhhh… boobies. Yep.
Aw look, Eddie Munster done went and grown up.
Come on Vinnie! What would Mr. Cotter say?
He’d say, “I spell my name with a ‘K,’ Vinnie. Hey, did I ever tell you about my Uncle Louie?…”
“I’ve gotten a million massages from a million guys and they all meant something.”
I bet, when he takes that wig off his head, it looks like a furry pot holder.
This is the very definition of a lustfull cockmonster
Wooly Willy: The Movie
Does anyone know if it’s possible to dye turf rugs?
Get your new “John Travolta Chia Pet” this Christmas. You simply water his head and he assualts massueses!
John Travolta’s hair disturbs me.
I would have expected a man of his persuasion to tie a full windsor knot.
Had a little bit of hair left over from his toupee fitting…cost too much to throw away…aww, what the heck, just slap it on my chin….waste not want not.
“Note to self: trim soul patch. Act interested in wife’s day. Pick up dog food.”
He just needs a hoop earring to finish off this look.
Must be quite scary going down on him, only to look up and see the eyes of a winged beast head staring back at you.
He is checking out some guy’s package. Taking a photo of it as well.
“Siri, where is the nearest Home Depot that has Krylon Black #3 in stock?”
“It is your own real hair; you wash, you cut it, you swim with it.”