John Travolta in New York City. (December 12, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
I heard that he started using the patch to help fight his addiction and that its working pretty well, he has cut back to only a few butts a week.
Scientology should change there rules and let Travolta and Tom Cruise marry each other.
Would you call that a POOwer couple?
Nice taint tickler!
There’s someone on the phone for you…says his name is ‘Ramone’…he wants to speak to you in person.
Reminder : you like vagina.
Taking over the role of Mauricio in “Shallow Hal Returns”
Don’t you mean “Swallow Hal?”
Siri has taken to just replying “There is no help for you. Please stop talking to me.”
He’s taken the “Wooly Willy” approach to hair and facial hair styles, I see.
Need an e-meter reading on the go? There’s an app for that…
Gay conversion? Not so much…
“Siri,… find me balls.”
“Siri, can you tell I’m wearing a rug?”
“Yes, John. It looks horrible”
Chia pet hair ?
Yo Vanilla Ice!
psst- john u got some uh… masseur pubes on ur chin there.
Did…..did his chin sprout a vagina?
He’s just begun the changeover process…
He’s like that magnetic bald guy in the 80s that you could use metal shavings on to paint beards and shit
“Wooly Willy is a toy in which metal filings are moved about with a magnetic wand to add features to a cartoon face. The toy was originally…launched on the toy market in 1955.”
I was born in the ’80s + I had this toy = toy must have been invented in the ’80s!
So he goes into the toupee salon and says “gimme the Shatner”.
I see he’s growing a replica of his action man-fuzz head on his chin.
“Siri, find me the closest gay masseuse”
What’s on my wallpaper? A hot chick! Wiiiiiitthhhh… boobies. Yep.
Aw look, Eddie Munster done went and grown up.
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