Kim Kardashian in Miami. (December 12, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
those udders need a milking
Her brisket looks bigger.
As much of a figurative and literal whore that she is, the boob man in me still yearns to motorboat those things till death…
I would volunteer to give her a “tweener”
Her body proportions are out of this world. But if she was a cartoon character she’d be soo hot.
Is that called a “mudflap” or a “splash guard”? I don’t know much about skirt design.
I’d say mudflap. You know that ass can’t possibly be wiped properly. Ever.
This is the only pic of her on here that I’ve stopped to look at. That lumpy fat lady ass is horrendous and I skip past
But these fat lady tits? THESE work just fine!
Don’t worry, I am setting off that command detonated device with midnight Dec 31st. Smart, huh?
vapid creature, amazing tits.
Fake of course –
…And the duck goes quack, and the cow goes…mooooo!
Can we all stop pretending that Kik K isn’t hot? He tits are f*cking amazing. Most women would kill for that figure.
None of it is real or natural. And actually it’s quite gross.
And … MOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Sorry, Jack, but her tits are for real. I have previously posted a picture of her when she was 14 years old, and she had a nice rack even then.
Personally, I think her ass is real, too. Like her or not, this woman is worth tons of gold. And a woman with that kind of loot isn’t going to pay for butt implants that look that bad.
Excuse me ?? They’re not butt implants; it’s fat transfer, and the size of the rump goes up and down – fake. Close-up shots reveal injection sites. The tits ? You’re kidding, right ?? The fakest (most fake?) thing on the planet. Look at the first link and tell me they’re real. Come off it. She and Kate Upton have the same type of implant. They’re fake. Don’t argue. Too round, too far apart, too much skin shine (from having an implant stuffed in).
I thought Kate Upton just had big “fat chick” tits. She practically is a fat chick. She’s just tall so the fat spreads out everywhere. Mostly, her gross, fat tits (that I’d still probably motorboat if drunk enough and given the opportunity, gotta be honest.)
HOLY SHIT, Jack. Did I hurt your feelings or something? Did I threaten your livelihood?
That’s some persuasive “evidence” you’ve linked to, but I’m not in total agreement with you. You have, however, given me some food for thought. I hope you don’t mind if I set it aside for a midnight snack some day.
You’ve obviously spent way, WAYYY more time sussing out information on Kim Kardashian than I have.
And by “gold”, you mean “piss”.
it’s very expensive to look this cheap…
An old Dolly Parton quote …
will not age well
thought bubble: I wonder if I’m going to end up like Jennifer Love Hewitt in another 5 years…
Hey, Kim, you need to hustle your ass home. Those two turkeys are done.
Global warming, my ass! Her nipples are telling me it’s cold right now in Miami!
I just realized, I really cant stand seeing this bitch prance around trying desperately to remain in the news, but it’s going to ALL be worth it in less than a decade.
As she approaches 40 and all the body parts start aging at different decomp rates, she goes to hell while trying to make up for it with surgery, she will have to watch a new set of bimbos in the spotlight. It will be the perfect comeuppance for someone so vain.
We WILL have our revenge.
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