1. Her left hand is feeling for his wallet.

  2. “I’m not a cheeseburger.”

  3. “Where did you hide the booze?! I’m not even fucking KIDDING HERE!!!”

  4. Moo Cow Hunter

    Give me your singing voice and career! – They’ve got to be better than mine…

  5. cc

    There’s a crumb on your chin…I’ll get it.

  6. Don’t worry, baby, I’m off the booze; I just do bath salts now.

  7. Jamriqua

    two all beef patties special sauce lettuce cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzzzeeeeeee

  8. Sucking the life force from another victim…the Hoff must feed!!

  9. Vlad

    Quick, this lady needs mouth to mouth, stat!

  10. Going in Kelsey Grammer style.

    Run, girl … run.

  11. Rapelhoff always gets the lady.

  12. This guy is fucking disgusting.

  13. “I said, ‘Get me a fifth of scotch, a bacon cheeseburger and chips.’ What part of ‘personal assistant’ don’t you understand?”

  14. gregsuarez

    “If you call me ‘Michael Knight, I’ll give your KITT a ‘fuel injection.’”

  15. I…

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