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  1. jorge

    hey look my career

  2. yoop

    good timing on the photo – that’s a pretty impressive log that old mutt is extruding.

  3. dontkillthemessenger

    I bet that’s the last time he asks the dog what he thinks of Two & a Half Men.

  4. Two and a half feet.

  5. 1000 dollars says that’s his neighbor’s yard….

  6. EricLr

    Strikes me as exactly the kind of guy who takes his dog to shit in his neighbors’ yards.

  7. He did the exact same thing to Demi.

  8. Moo Cow Hunter

    Confucius say: It is not the Kutcher taking the dog but the dog is taking a Kutcher.

  9. Tidbit

    Look at that piece of shit.

    Gross. The dog’s pooping, too.

  10. cc

    ‘Buddy, I’ve taken shits bigger than you.’

  11. USDA Prime McBeef

    gonna have to start tagging photos to keep who’s who straight.

  12. zomgbie

    2 1/2 turds.

  13. DirtyFighter

    A dog is literally shitting in this photo, and my first reaction was still “Man, look at what a douche this guy is.”

  14. Joe Blow

    “Good boy!! Now, let’s take this bag and a bottle of lighter fluid over to Demi’s house.”

  15. Gotta love a free lunch!

  16. Pff

    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/13/the-crap-we-missed-1213-17-435×580-1-340_453.jpg[/img]

  17. Pff

    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/13/the-crap-we-missed-1213-17-435×580-2-340_453.jpg[/img]

  18. Pff

    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/13/the-340_453.jpg[/img]

  19. Next.....

    Would rather see a picture of him picking it up!

  20. Vlad

    buh-yeah, I’m gonna’ bag it…it’s dinner

  21. “Good boy! Let’s just show Angus what we think of his new found religion and opinions!”

  22. Really paparazzi?

    Really?

  23. Martina

    Ashton and that dog are soul brothers

  24. That’s his dog named Career.

  25. Apparently his agent finally got him a gig he can do right.

    On the bright side, at least he’s not making Mila clean up after that 75 year old mutt.

  26. The shit that dog is taking is more likeable than he is.

  27. cc

    He’s saving it for Lindsay Lohan who will, no doubt, be flinging it at someone in the near future.

  28. Schmidtler

    When did we find ourselves agreeable to the task of picking up hot dog shit and carrying it around, all for the joys of owning an animal that does nothing useful? Back in my day, the only reason anyone would get a dog is so we could walk it over to one of the asshole neighbor’s houses, and get it to drop a steaming crap on their lawn.

  29. Sir Sharts-a-lot

    I just tried one of those 3X chocolate Snickers.

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