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  1. YAAR

    I have no problem with Christie but I can’t see that being President.

  2. If he wanted to help with Hurricane Sandy, he should have sat on the coast and blocked it.

  3. catapostrophe

    He broke his daughter’s arm when she reached for the last 2-liter of Pepsi.

  4. Frank Burns

    Paul Sorvino looks good for his age.

  5. Man I would LOVE to hear his secret service call sign if he were ever president…

  6. dontkillthemessenger

    A woman actually laid underneath that?????????? I don’t know how you ladies do it.

    Oh wait, I do. Roofies.

  7. EricLr

    Must….find….buffett……

  8. Oh, Chrispy Cream Doughnut Jr.

  9. joe

    More proof that no matter how strong the wind, Weebles wobble. They don’t fall down.

  10. Dangles the Wonder Mule

    Well, they put him on a board, tilt his feet up and all that slides towards his face allowing access for pregnancy.
    Or so I’m told……..

    His snack for the concert?

  11. cc

    Not finding your dick…that’s gotta suck.

  12. Max Shreck

    He looks like the Penguin from “Batman Returns”.

  13. USDA Prime McBeef

    mr. creosote

  14. KC

    This is when you give up on wearing a belt and switch to suspenders.

  15. karlito

    as we can all see..he’s setting a good healthy example for his daughter. i guess she won’t be obese when she gets older…too late…release the Kracken!!

  16. zomgbie

    lol @ this obese porker telling others what kind of health care they should or shouldnt have.
    watch an interview of this guy hes out of breath after speaking one word.

  17. I tried to think of the most harmless thing. Something I loved from my childhood. Something that could never ever possibly destroy us. Mr. Stay Puft!

  18. What the fuck happened to Fred Savage?

  19. Pockets full o’lard!

  20. Biff

    Friggin front ass….disgusting. Oh….and a liberal masquerading as a Repukican.

  21. He looks like a younger, and fatter version of Pauly Cicero (Paul Servino), in Good Fellas.

  22. MissJonesy

    Chris Christie is the reason stomach banding was invented. Get your hefty ass on the op table and save your pancreas before you outfat it completely.

  23. Choi Siwon's Yeojachingoo

    He’s trying to bring the fat cat look back. After all he is in politics.

  24. Tater

    This Mr. Potato Head is put together ALL wrong!

  25. I see his daughter is still wearing that cast from the time she tried to grab the last turkey leg at Thanksgiving.

  26. egg solo

    He really is the Taft of our generation

  27. saladniki

    Any second now ooompah loompas are gonna roll him away. Not pictured: peter dinklage and orange body paint.

  28. Hefty, Hefty, Hefty,

  29. gregsuarez

    “I swear… if one more person calls me ‘Mr. Governor,’ I’m going to eat this girl!”

  30. Hoooongreeeeee!

  31. Swearin

    “C’mon kid, we’re going to teach those pies to not make fun of us again!”

  32. EZ-B

    He’s pissed because he thought it was a benefit for Hostess to start making Twinkies again.

  33. Derrick

    ….First you gotta do the truffle shuffle…

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