Chris Christie at '12-12-12' a concert benefiting The Robin Hood Relief Fund to aid the victims of Hurricane Sandy in New York City. (December 12, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
I have no problem with Christie but I can’t see that being President.
If he wanted to help with Hurricane Sandy, he should have sat on the coast and blocked it.
I figure he’d be too buoyant.
He’s just a shadow of his future self.
He was the reason it hit NJ. His gravitational pull sucked it in.
He broke his daughter’s arm when she reached for the last 2-liter of Pepsi.
Paul Sorvino looks good for his age.
Man I would LOVE to hear his secret service call sign if he were ever president…
“Big Bopper” would be my choice.
The White House would be the “Home of the Whopper”.
A woman actually laid underneath that?????????? I don’t know how you ladies do it.
Oh wait, I do. Roofies.
Ladies sometimes like to get on top.
But in this case, definitely roofies.
There’s “like” to get on top, and then there’s “if those are my only options…”
You’d need a sherpa to get on top of that.
Either way, you’re gonna need oxygen.
Jimmy Buffett was playing last night? Aw, man, I missed that! Oh, wait—you meant Warren.
My guess is “Old Country”.
Oh, Chrispy Cream Doughnut Jr.
Now this would be a great secret service call sign!
More proof that no matter how strong the wind, Weebles wobble. They don’t fall down.
Well, they put him on a board, tilt his feet up and all that slides towards his face allowing access for pregnancy.
Or so I’m told……..
His snack for the concert?
Not finding your dick…that’s gotta suck.
I’m married now, so my wife told me I don’t need it any more.
Don’t worry, if you ever do need it, I’m sure she’ll get it out of her purse and let you use it for awhile.
He looks like the Penguin from “Batman Returns”.
I can’t ever imagine this man saying, “Fuck off – I’m full.”
This is when you give up on wearing a belt and switch to suspenders.
this is also when u keep ur coat on.
Or seek medical intervention.
I know some guys who can do some great bariatric surgery…they could help.
I didn’t even know they made belts this big. And it’s still not big enough.
as we can all see..he’s setting a good healthy example for his daughter. i guess she won’t be obese when she gets older…too late…release the Kracken!!
lol @ this obese porker telling others what kind of health care they should or shouldnt have.
watch an interview of this guy hes out of breath after speaking one word.
I tried to think of the most harmless thing. Something I loved from my childhood. Something that could never ever possibly destroy us. Mr. Stay Puft!
What the fuck happened to Fred Savage?
Pockets full o’lard!
Friggin front ass….disgusting. Oh….and a liberal masquerading as a Repukican.
Mmm, yeah, pick that RINO scab. Santorum ’16, amirite? Heh, heh, heh.
He looks like a younger, and fatter version of Pauly Cicero (Paul Servino), in Good Fellas.
Chris Christie is the reason stomach banding was invented. Get your hefty ass on the op table and save your pancreas before you outfat it completely.
This is a kind of like stomach banding, right?
He’s trying to bring the fat cat look back. After all he is in politics.
This Mr. Potato Head is put together ALL wrong!
I see his daughter is still wearing that cast from the time she tried to grab the last turkey leg at Thanksgiving.
He really is the Taft of our generation
Any second now ooompah loompas are gonna roll him away. Not pictured: peter dinklage and orange body paint.
Hefty, Hefty, Hefty,
“I swear… if one more person calls me ‘Mr. Governor,’ I’m going to eat this girl!”
“C’mon kid, we’re going to teach those pies to not make fun of us again!”
He’s pissed because he thought it was a benefit for Hostess to start making Twinkies again.
….First you gotta do the truffle shuffle…
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