superficial

  1. jorge

    do i make you feel uncomfortable?

  2. dontkillthemessenger

    So wait… a hobbit is a gerbil?

  3. scotta

    Not so unexpected, really.

  4. Dave

    They’re acting out every LOTR fangirl’s fantasy.

    If Wood and Astin did this, the tableau would be complete.

    • bored

      As hard as it may be for you to believe most girls aren’t turned on by gay porn like guys are turned on by lesbian porn.

  5. “I swear to God, Boyd, if you say ‘Marry-a-dick Grannybutt’ ONCE MORE … “

  6. Moo Cow Hunter

    - Back at the ranch I’m a breeding bull!
    - Wha…what’s that?!
    - You’re gonna find out. We’re gonna have a party!

  7. Bigalkie

    Method Actor’s: THis is how real life Hobbits communicate.

  8. That’s going to be one angry kiss.

  9. cc

    Oh, so you think I WOULDN’T do this Heath Herring?

  10. “Just remember, Billy…. this is closest you’ll EVER get to Evangeline Lily.”

  11. The Pope

    Dominic: Spam? You’re a piece of spam. That’s what I think of you.
    Billy: No, I call you a piece of spam, ‘cos that’s what you are.
    Dominic: Spam.

  12. Brokeback Shire…

  13. Vlad

    I’m gonna’ kiss you on the mouth and yer gonna’ bloody well like it!

  14. 2 hobbits 1 premiere

  15. gregsuarez

    “I was the gayest hobbit!”
    “No, I was the gayest hobbit!”
    “Fuck you, I was the gayest hobbit!”
    “You wish! I was much gayer!”

  16. Donkeylicks

    Well what else are they going to do? Did YOU see any female Hobbits in the first three movies? NO, They’re practically smurfs for God’s sake! Uncle Bilbo takes on an entirely new meaning now…

  17. I think it’s rub two STICKS together to start a fire.

  18. HollywoodOutsider

    Gandalf the Gay.

    Oh wait.

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