Dominic Monaghan and Billy Boyd at the premiere of The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey in London. (December 12, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
do i make you feel uncomfortable?
So wait… a hobbit is a gerbil?
Not so unexpected, really.
It’s a tie.
They’re acting out every LOTR fangirl’s fantasy.
If Wood and Astin did this, the tableau would be complete.
As hard as it may be for you to believe most girls aren’t turned on by gay porn like guys are turned on by lesbian porn.
“I swear to God, Boyd, if you say ‘Marry-a-dick Grannybutt’ ONCE MORE … “
- Back at the ranch I’m a breeding bull!
– Wha…what’s that?!
– You’re gonna find out. We’re gonna have a party!
Method Actor’s: THis is how real life Hobbits communicate.
That’s going to be one angry kiss.
Oh, so you think I WOULDN’T do this Heath Herring?
“Just remember, Billy…. this is closest you’ll EVER get to Evangeline Lily.”
Dominic: Spam? You’re a piece of spam. That’s what I think of you.
Billy: No, I call you a piece of spam, ‘cos that’s what you are.
NOT PENNYS BOAT!
I’m gonna’ kiss you on the mouth and yer gonna’ bloody well like it!
2 hobbits 1 premiere
“I was the gayest hobbit!”
“No, I was the gayest hobbit!”
“Fuck you, I was the gayest hobbit!”
“You wish! I was much gayer!”
Well what else are they going to do? Did YOU see any female Hobbits in the first three movies? NO, They’re practically smurfs for God’s sake! Uncle Bilbo takes on an entirely new meaning now…
I think it’s rub two STICKS together to start a fire.
Gandalf the Gay.
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