The revolving door prison system fails is once again.
He’s too old for Michael Jackson.
Where’s Michael Jackson when you need him?
Jingle Ball?! The only balls he jingles are Usher’s.
Don’t be fooled, that’s not an official John Hamm boner.
And the background girl laughs at his attempt of a boner. Dammit, where’s Usher to fluff him?
I’m going with ‘water bottle’ as the explanation.
Every time I see him, it’s a reminder of how happy I am that I have boys. I’d cut my ears off before this shut plays in my house!
Can’t believe that I’m going to be the first one to say Maple Boner.
Miley Cyrus died her hair brown. It looks good!
Samantha Ronson says: “Hey Lindsay. Look what I have now!”.
How is possible that a little douche like this motherfucker reaches success by being a little douche?
Goddammit, even his little boner is adorable.
…Is something some QUEER would say! Amiright? Bros?
They wanted to kill me and chop off my balls. Idiots. Everyone knows my testicles haven’t dropped yet
That Women’s Lit professor be TRIPPIN’
… So put in your ear plugs, put on your eye-shade … you know where to put the cork!
Nothing says douche like wearing sunglasses indoors.
Yea, you wish dude.
Damnit, we were so close…
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