superficial

  1. cc

    The revolving door prison system fails is once again.

  2. EricLr

    Where’s Michael Jackson when you need him?

  3. Moo Cow Hunter

    Jingle Ball?! The only balls he jingles are Usher’s.

  4. cuddles

    Don’t be fooled, that’s not an official John Hamm boner.

  5. Tidbit

    And the background girl laughs at his attempt of a boner. Dammit, where’s Usher to fluff him?

  6. I’m going with ‘water bottle’ as the explanation.

  7. Every time I see him, it’s a reminder of how happy I am that I have boys. I’d cut my ears off before this shut plays in my house!

  8. DeucePickle

    Can’t believe that I’m going to be the first one to say Maple Boner.

  9. Bigalkie

    Douche Bigelow

  10. Jade

    Miley Cyrus died her hair brown. It looks good!

  11. tlmck

    Samantha Ronson says: “Hey Lindsay. Look what I have now!”.

  12. Locus

    How is possible that a little douche like this motherfucker reaches success by being a little douche?

  13. Goddammit, even his little boner is adorable.

  14. Jamriqua

    They wanted to kill me and chop off my balls. Idiots. Everyone knows my testicles haven’t dropped yet

  15. That Women’s Lit professor be TRIPPIN’

  16. Little Tongue

    Bieber boner!

  17. … So put in your ear plugs, put on your eye-shade … you know where to put the cork!

  18. Namehere

    Nothing says douche like wearing sunglasses indoors.

  19. MFer

    Yea, you wish dude.

  20. Damnit, we were so close…

  21. Is that a ten gallon hat you’re wearing, or …..what now?

  22. He’s no stranger to jingling someone’s balls.

  23. Everybody relax. He just left his butt plug in his pocket.

  24. Buddy The Elf

    Serious moment here.

    Can you imagine what his closet looks like?
    Scarves, and over sized cheezy high tops with no laces. Tons of hair product and ray bans. In the corner, by his bikini underwear and Nair, the Douchenozzle Handbook.

  25. Natty Ice

    Oh please. You can totally tell that is Usher’s elbow sticking out from inside his pants.

  26. Sir Sharts-a-lot

    How cute a little Picoides villosus there!

  27. kimmykimkim

    She has a huge clit boner. Bad pant choice.

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