Better the old boobs than the old camel toe.
When I die and go to GILF heaven…
“Your daughters tits look just like yours!”
She is still a very sexy lady!
Don’t Move—my penis is caught on your zipper!
“Bye-bye, Susan. Sorry about the mess I made on your new sweater. Send the cleaning bill to me or wash it in Woolite…”
I would and then tell everybody by sneaking it into conversations like some conversation ninja.
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Susan Sarandon at '12-12-12' a concert benefiting The Robin Hood Relief Fund to aid the victims of Hurricane Sandy in New York City. (December 12, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
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