1. dontkillthemessenger

    Better the old boobs than the old camel toe.

  2. Bigalkie

    When I die and go to GILF heaven…

  3. “Your daughters tits look just like yours!”

  4. She is still a very sexy lady!

  5. oldfool

    Don’t Move—my penis is caught on your zipper!

  6. “Bye-bye, Susan. Sorry about the mess I made on your new sweater. Send the cleaning bill to me or wash it in Woolite…”

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