Better the old boobs than the old camel toe.
When I die and go to GILF heaven…
“Your daughters tits look just like yours!”
She is still a very sexy lady!
Don’t Move—my penis is caught on your zipper!
“Bye-bye, Susan. Sorry about the mess I made on your new sweater. Send the cleaning bill to me or wash it in Woolite…”
I would and then tell everybody by sneaking it into conversations like some conversation ninja.
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