superficial

  1. stevebeagle

    he’s bangin it, & thats good enough

  2. jaded

    I admit, I thought it was sean connery and got all excited…

  3. Cock Dr

    Who the what now?

  4. Buddy the Elf

    I’m sure it’s True Love.

    Rich Fucker.

    • Snack pack

      Totally with you on that. There’s something really gross about these ultra-rich codgers hooking up with little girls. I get it, they both get what they want from the deal, but it is still gross to me,

  5. I have no interest in who he is, but I definitely have interest in kissing her ass.

  6. squishy

    Ugh!

  7. Daddy issues.

  8. Well, that’s the first $3000 beach towel I’ve ever seen.

  9. lori

    Is that his granddaughter?

  10. SimoneDeB

    “hey preeetty lady, you wanna buy a towel?”

  11. “I don’t normally bang girls, but when I do, they’re under 25. Stay horny my friends.”

  12. tlmck

    The only thing wrong with this picture is there is an old cabana boy with a towel in it.

  13. Mo

    The towel looks like one of those fake knock off LV products that anyone can buy in an underground subway station store. He must really be a skinflint.

  14. Paul Allen

    You bitch, I said the Bijan!

  15. Satan's bitch

    Ah yes, Christian Au-Douche-ier, the inventor of the Ed Hardy line and former employer of world-renowned dickweed Jon Gosselin, hanging out on the beach with his granddaughter and staring at her breasts. There’s an image one cannot soon scour from one’s mind…

  16. Have money, get pussy. Story as old as time…

  17. lsk

    This monkey get’s to hit that, that’s just not right

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