he’s bangin it, & thats good enough
I admit, I thought it was sean connery and got all excited…
Wait, there’s a man in this picture?
All I could think about was “Wow, what a nice towel!”
Who the what now?
I’m sure it’s True Love.
Totally with you on that. There’s something really gross about these ultra-rich codgers hooking up with little girls. I get it, they both get what they want from the deal, but it is still gross to me,
I have no interest in who he is, but I definitely have interest in kissing her ass.
Well, that’s the first $3000 beach towel I’ve ever seen.
since when is he not married…
Is that his granddaughter?
“hey preeetty lady, you wanna buy a towel?”
“I don’t normally bang girls, but when I do, they’re under 25. Stay horny my friends.”
The only thing wrong with this picture is there is an old cabana boy with a towel in it.
The towel looks like one of those fake knock off LV products that anyone can buy in an underground subway station store. He must really be a skinflint.
You bitch, I said the Bijan!
Ah yes, Christian Au-Douche-ier, the inventor of the Ed Hardy line and former employer of world-renowned dickweed Jon Gosselin, hanging out on the beach with his granddaughter and staring at her breasts. There’s an image one cannot soon scour from one’s mind…
Have money, get pussy. Story as old as time…
This monkey get’s to hit that, that’s just not right
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