“Half a hair past a monkey’s ass? How can you tell that just looking at your wrist?! That’s crazy!”
Best comment on page and I don’t even have to read the rest!
You’d think after seeing Snookie nothing could phase him…
“And then I was up to my elbow, and Snooky said ‘More, More!”
Reminiscing on how far inside his arm actually went. Even he was surprised.
“Daaaamn, I just touched Snookie and the herpes are already sprouting!”
Checking how many of his 15 minutes are left.
…fifty eight! Fourteen fifty NIIIINE!!! …NOOO!
Are we sure this isn’t that Indian actor from The Big Bang Theory? Or any Indian actor? Or any Indian person?
+1 he definitely looks Indian!
I don’t know whether to shit or wind my watch! Guess I’ll just shit on my watch.
That ain’t normal.
I have nothing funny here (as usual)…I just don’t understand that hair.
If this dude was any darker his name would be “Denzel D.”
Twat! Isn’t there 15 mins up yet?!
yo, bra–worst handprint ever. she didn’t even touch my penis.
“The big hand is on the 3 and the little hand is on the 5 so that makes it what again?”
“My fist had a Situation. I’ll leave that to your imagination.”
So, let me get this straight, does he get laid with hair like that?
Aaaaand that’s the length of Vinny’s rap career…
Turning into C. Thomas Howell in Soul Man
And that’s my 15 minutes, folks! Adios, mother fuckers!!
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