1. Alex

    “Half a hair past a monkey’s ass? How can you tell that just looking at your wrist?! That’s crazy!”

  2. You’d think after seeing Snookie nothing could phase him…

  3. Reminiscing on how far inside his arm actually went. Even he was surprised.

  4. “Daaaamn, I just touched Snookie and the herpes are already sprouting!”

  5. stevebeagle


  6. Scott

    Checking how many of his 15 minutes are left.

  7. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    …fifty eight! Fourteen fifty NIIIINE!!! …NOOO!

  8. Are we sure this isn’t that Indian actor from The Big Bang Theory? Or any Indian actor? Or any Indian person?

  9. Tanz

    I don’t know whether to shit or wind my watch! Guess I’ll just shit on my watch.

  10. Cock Dr

    That ain’t normal.

  11. Contusion

    I have nothing funny here (as usual)…I just don’t understand that hair.

  12. If this dude was any darker his name would be “Denzel D.”

  13. squishy

    Twat! Isn’t there 15 mins up yet?!

  14. whiskeyafternoon

    yo, bra–worst handprint ever. she didn’t even touch my penis.

  15. “The big hand is on the 3 and the little hand is on the 5 so that makes it what again?”

  16. “My fist had a Situation. I’ll leave that to your imagination.”

  17. Ruth

    So, let me get this straight, does he get laid with hair like that?

  18. Nostalgia

    Aaaaand that’s the length of Vinny’s rap career…

  19. RDC

    Turning into C. Thomas Howell in Soul Man

  20. your mom

    And that’s my 15 minutes, folks! Adios, mother fuckers!!

  21. your mom

    Snookie… Finally a bitch you can fist without losing your watch.

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