Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck in Santa Monica. (November 30, 2011)
I’ll cut the hair if you stop hitting me ok?
is that all his hair ?
Yeap, his usually well-groomed persona may have caused you to overlook the fact that this is one hairy dude.
Beaten down husband, see “Brad Pitt Syndrome”
The Almost Famous sequel was widely panned by critics.
You’re a dirty pirate hooker
Bullshit, I can play anybody. I can play Mike Tyson for Christ Sake! Watch this…
They look cute together.
Good luck with that.
All she had to do was stare in to his yellow eyes without blinking once.
We hear that Ben Affleck is up for the lead roll in the remake of “Yogi Bear.”
“…and then Matt pulled his dick out of my ass and said, ‘How’s them apples!!!'”
Things were going well right up until he leaned in and whispered, “I love your gigantic ears.”
Ben’s practicing for a game of “Rodeo Cowboy” later tonight. He’ll be banging Jennifer Garner doggie-style, whisper into her ear “Your sister likes it this way too” and then try to stay on for 8 seconds.
Why is Serpico hitting on Jennifer Garner?
Ben’s gonna be pissed when he sees the d-bag hanging all over his wife!
Little known fact: when you blow into Jennifer Garner’s ear, it makes the sound of a train whistle.
He looks like a 70’s porn star with that that ‘do.
Cheating on Ben with Keanu?
“Rated ‘Argh’ for Pirates. Fuck you.”
Her dick is bigger than his.
smile or my hair will kill you
HOMG. I thought that was Keanu Reeves and Anne Hathaway.
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