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  1. Topher

    I’ll cut the hair if you stop hitting me ok?

    Dec 1, 2011 at 5:19 pm /  Reply /00
  2. jaded

    Beaten down husband, see “Brad Pitt Syndrome”

    Dec 1, 2011 at 5:38 pm /  Reply /00
  3. Soup

    The Almost Famous sequel was widely panned by critics.

    Dec 1, 2011 at 5:41 pm /  Reply /00
  4. DeucePickle

    You’re a dirty pirate hooker

    Dec 1, 2011 at 5:57 pm /  Reply /00
  5. Tad Bit Tipsy

    Bullshit, I can play anybody. I can play Mike Tyson for Christ Sake! Watch this…

    Dec 1, 2011 at 5:58 pm /  Reply /00
  6. Cock Dr

    They look cute together.
    Good luck with that.

    Dec 1, 2011 at 6:30 pm /  Reply /00
  7. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    All she had to do was stare in to his yellow eyes without blinking once.

    Dec 1, 2011 at 6:40 pm /  Reply /00
  8. vitobonespur

    We hear that Ben Affleck is up for the lead roll in the remake of “Yogi Bear.”

    Dec 1, 2011 at 7:13 pm /  Reply /00
  9. Contusion

    “…and then Matt pulled his dick out of my ass and said, ‘How’s them apples!!!’”

    Dec 1, 2011 at 7:20 pm /  Reply /00
  10. Eric

    Things were going well right up until he leaned in and whispered, “I love your gigantic ears.”

    Dec 1, 2011 at 8:04 pm /  Reply /00
  11. Iveski

    Ben’s practicing for a game of “Rodeo Cowboy” later tonight. He’ll be banging Jennifer Garner doggie-style, whisper into her ear “Your sister likes it this way too” and then try to stay on for 8 seconds.

    Dec 1, 2011 at 8:23 pm /  Reply /00
  12. hmna

    Why is Serpico hitting on Jennifer Garner?

    Dec 1, 2011 at 9:12 pm /  Reply /00
  13. Raoul

    Ben’s gonna be pissed when he sees the d-bag hanging all over his wife!

    Dec 1, 2011 at 9:26 pm /  Reply /00
  14. The Brown Streak

    Little known fact: when you blow into Jennifer Garner’s ear, it makes the sound of a train whistle.

    Dec 1, 2011 at 9:31 pm /  Reply /00
  15. lori

    He looks like a 70′s porn star with that that ‘do.

    Dec 1, 2011 at 9:57 pm /  Reply /00
  16. Daemon8666

    Cheating on Ben with Keanu?

    Dec 1, 2011 at 10:25 pm /  Reply /00
  17. stinky mcpoop

    “Rated ‘Argh’ for Pirates. Fuck you.”

    Dec 1, 2011 at 11:19 pm /  Reply /00
  18. dontkillthemessenger

    Her dick is bigger than his.

    Dec 2, 2011 at 12:04 am /  Reply /00
  19. corkbuster

    smile or my hair will kill you

    Dec 2, 2011 at 12:10 am /  Reply /00
  20. Ruth

    HOMG. I thought that was Keanu Reeves and Anne Hathaway.

    Dec 2, 2011 at 1:16 am /  Reply /00
  21. Mancuso

    Every now and then, Sad Ben realizes he IS still banging the Alias chick after all and goes “Ah, fuck ‘em.”

    Dec 2, 2011 at 4:27 am /  Reply /00
  22. Loto

    So a hobo can tap that and I can’t?!

    Dec 2, 2011 at 6:29 am /  Reply /00
  23. dookie

    Hey, Serpico!

    Dec 2, 2011 at 6:47 am /  Reply /00
  24. dookie

    Shoe bomber Richard Reid

    Dec 2, 2011 at 6:49 am /  Reply /00
  25. Flynbyu

    When did Jennifer Garner start dating one of the dudes from Oasis?

    Dec 2, 2011 at 11:39 am /  Reply /00
  26. Allie Reno

    he looks like a freaking caveman

    Dec 2, 2011 at 1:25 pm /  Reply /00

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