I wish in the future at some point they invent a meter that you can hold up to a women that gives you sex stats. Hers would probably look like this.
Loves facial? Yes
How Many? 46 times, 18 different men
Does Anal? Yes
How many men? 14, 12 of them bareback
Gives blowjobs? Are you kidding me
I have one…it’s called the Kardashometer. They sell them in the Sears hardware department.
If it’s “Fighters Only,” then what are she and Jenna Jameson doing here? Mud wrestling? Well, why aren’t we seeing pictures of THAT?
She and Jenna are fighting their desire to have lots and lots of sex with me. True story.
It’s because both of them are best described as “beat the fuck up”.
They are invited to the event because they have taken more shots to the face than most MMA fighters.
This woman gives whole new meaning to “rear naked choke.”
she has an advancing hair line. weird and off-putting.
She’s got bolt-ons and reminds me of Kourtney K…who also has bolt-ons.
Isn’t there some unwritten rule in respectable entertainment journalism that if a celebrity can’t be googled at work then they aren’t worth posting?
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