Did he break his hand giving a BJ?
Complete with drizzle catcher.
You shouldn’t make fun. He suffers from s a serious medical condition known as handjob-elbow.
Seriously, could that shirt (scratch that, outfit) be any gayer?
… reacharound accident, with the dude who sold him that shirt.
Why does that woman have tinfoil socks?
Heyyyy…it’s the HOLIDAYS!
He could produce a watermelon and a gun and they’d still pretend not to notice he was black
Diddy’s so cool, when he elbows a woman, her dress makes its own little crash graphic.
That must be a fake schlong in his pocket.
“Diddy, I don’t really care if you hurt your arm. I am NOT going to give you a handjob!”
He made a shirt out of Pebbles Flinstone’s dress.
Those giant gold rings get heavy.
I wonder how he’s planning on getting his iPhone out of his pocket?
Diddy’s always has that “I’m just contemplating some bitches” look.
Diddy always has that “I’m just comtemplating getting some bitches to go round up a few young boys” for me look.
Diddy always has that “I’m just contemplating some bitches” look.
P-Diddy contemplates the question that men have pondered since the dawn of time: “How I get dis bitch to stop talkin’?”
That shirt is so ugly it broke his arm
He’s the curator. “Yea. Uh. Yea. C’mon.”
Rumor has it he blew his elbow out digging thru Biggie’s grave.
I thought he didn’t remixing another song that wasn’t his.
Did he break his arm from his long reads of his ass book in the bathroom?
And this one time, at band camp
“The doctor said that he COULD replace all of my bones with gold prosthetics, but not all at once. Oh, and not those tiny ones in ya ear. Can’t do those.”
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