“Did you hear? Bale is no longer going to be Batman! It’s my time to shine again.”
For a second there I thought it was Chaz Bono and his fiancee.
I call this one ‘The Art of Wearing a Hat’. It’s not finished.
“Look, I wore a hat. Where there used to not be a hat.”
(Referencing Sondheim does not make me gay. It does not, I tell you!)
He used to be quite the hottie.
Now you come and say “Don Corleone, give me justice.” But you don’t ask with respect. You don’t offer friendship. You don’t even think to call me “Godfather.” You come into my house on the day my daughter is to be married and you ask me to do murder – for money.
Mickey Rourke is everywhere.
He’s about two years away from being found hanging from a doorknob by his belt with a stack of porn in front of him.
Some men do not age well…
Okay, first Skeet Ulrich… now this guy. Remember how hot he was as Batman? That wasn’t THAT long ago…
Kilmer was Batman *16* years ago.
Batman is turning into the Joker.
Exactly what I was thinking. Let Val Kilmer be Heath Ledgers(spelling) successor. It will be humiliating for him and he will fail, but since he once did a couple of good movies he deserves the drug and ham money more than some other hollywood”stars”.
imagine if jim morrison would still be alive what he would look like!
The face of a man with a cheez doodle up his ass.
Wow, I haven’t seen Brother Love since the Ultimate Warrior threw him through the cage at Wrestlemania V.
“I hear you’re into old, fat guys. I’m your huckleberry.”
Iceman found the Fudgesicles.
“Worked for Kiefer, right?”
He’s turning into Phillip Seymour Hoffman.
Andy Rooney, the early years.
Remember when he was in Top Gun.. Way better than batman for sure! I’ll take a half naked man in dog tags than in a plastic fake suit any day!!
Jim Morrison – not so much. Van Morrison – BINGO!
He was once the defender of Gotham, The Caped Crusader. But ever since his face was burned by acid he has become something else, something….sinister. Instead of defending the greater ideal of justice he now chooses to bring about good or evil based upon the flip of a coin.
^^^ TL/DR he is now more suited to playing Harvey Dent (Two-Face)
Val Kilmer and Axel Rose are never in the same place at the same time. Hmm…
“…so then I just started telling people that I was Val Kilmer and I haven’t slept at the shelter since!”
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Val Kilmer and Catherine Zeta-Jones at the Art Basel Miami Beach at the Miami Beach Convention Center. (November 30, 2011)
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