1. Alex

    “Did you hear? Bale is no longer going to be Batman! It’s my time to shine again.”

  2. Evil Dick Tater

    For a second there I thought it was Chaz Bono and his fiancee.

  3. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    I call this one ‘The Art of Wearing a Hat’. It’s not finished.

  4. Cock Dr

    Aw dammit.
    He used to be quite the hottie.

  5. Tanz

    Now you come and say “Don Corleone, give me justice.” But you don’t ask with respect. You don’t offer friendship. You don’t even think to call me “Godfather.” You come into my house on the day my daughter is to be married and you ask me to do murder – for money.

  6. Contusion

    Mickey Rourke is everywhere.

  7. He’s about two years away from being found hanging from a doorknob by his belt with a stack of porn in front of him.

  8. squishy

    Some men do not age well…

  9. Lucy928

    Okay, first Skeet Ulrich… now this guy. Remember how hot he was as Batman? That wasn’t THAT long ago…

  10. The other LJ

    Batman is turning into the Joker.

    • Noname

      Exactly what I was thinking. Let Val Kilmer be Heath Ledgers(spelling) successor. It will be humiliating for him and he will fail, but since he once did a couple of good movies he deserves the drug and ham money more than some other hollywood”stars”.

  11. cherry2000

    imagine if jim morrison would still be alive what he would look like!

  12. MRF

    The face of a man with a cheez doodle up his ass.

  13. The Brown Streak

    Wow, I haven’t seen Brother Love since the Ultimate Warrior threw him through the cage at Wrestlemania V.

  14. RHawk

    “I hear you’re into old, fat guys. I’m your huckleberry.”

  15. oldfool

    Iceman found the Fudgesicles.

  16. “Worked for Kiefer, right?”

  17. celebsloveme

    He’s turning into Phillip Seymour Hoffman.

  18. tlmck

    Andy Rooney, the early years.

  19. Nostalgia

    Remember when he was in Top Gun.. Way better than batman for sure! I’ll take a half naked man in dog tags than in a plastic fake suit any day!!

  20. Jim Morrison – not so much. Van Morrison – BINGO!

  21. amanda

    He was once the defender of Gotham, The Caped Crusader. But ever since his face was burned by acid he has become something else, something….sinister. Instead of defending the greater ideal of justice he now chooses to bring about good or evil based upon the flip of a coin.

  22. amanda

    ^^^ TL/DR he is now more suited to playing Harvey Dent (Two-Face)

  23. sexyman48

    Val Kilmer and Axel Rose are never in the same place at the same time. Hmm…

  24. “…so then I just started telling people that I was Val Kilmer and I haven’t slept at the shelter since!”

  25. Cadillac Jack

    Here’s Val!

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