1. Swearin

    He just saw Andy Warhol’s painting of the Campbell’s soup can

  2. Hugh Jass

    So that’s the move that got you Catherine

  3. “Stroke side, not stroke side, stroke side, not stroke side…”

  4. Evil Dick Tater

    “Hey Mike, wanna hear something funny? I just saw your wife go into a restroom stall with Kilmer.”

  5. Hugh Gentry

    I thought this fucker died. oh well…I’m sure it’s not far off.

  6. Delgo

    Looks like Gonzo.

  7. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Even if he can talk that’s going to be a one sided conversation

  8. “Michael, I don’t care if you DID just go down on your wife. I am NOT going to smell your tongue!”

  9. HC66

    Damn, I sure could go for one of Eric Estrada’s wieners right now!

  10. Contusion

    Kirk Douglass circa 1980 predicting the future.

  11. “Very good Mr. Douglas. Now touch your elbow to your ear.”

  12. MRF

    It’s sad really. Whenever Catherine needs a break, she tells him not to come out of his room until he touches his tongue to his nose.

  13. The Brown Streak

    This is what happens when you give old men peanut butter.

  14. He’s thinking about that getting that BB gun for Christmas again.

  15. Hoss

    Thinking about Sharon Stones fromunda cheese

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