superficial

  1. This guy looks like a turd on the end of a #2 pencil.

  2. How exactly did John Mayer steal his Johnny Depp DNA?

  3. Jordan

    Looks like the Betty Ford clinic let him out on a night pass.

  4. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    “You talkin’ to me Red Squirrel? You talkin’ to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin’ to?”

  5. Andy

    Are you kidding? What happened? He’s like the most beautiful guy on the planet!

  6. crabcake

    Time crushes EVERYTHING…

  7. crabcake

    He’s lost his youth but he’s gained the dead eyed glare of a super-villain.

  8. The Brown Streak

    Looks like he made the mistake of taking Jennifer Love Hewitt out on a date at an all you can eat buffet and came home at 4am.

  9. kimmykimkim

    I’ve always thought he was hot. Wacky or not, I’d let him do me. Judge all you want.

    • kimmykimkim

      damnit! That was supposed to say “wacky eye.” Fish, you and your people should add an edit button. Or at least a “Are you sure you don’t want to take another look at the shit you just typed?” button.

    • MJB

      I know I’ve seen this guy somewhere before. Even though he looks a bit wrinkly, I wouldn’t kick him out of bed for eating crackers. I can like a man kind of rough and scruffy. :)

  10. lori

    A shower and a shave would be helpful here.

  11. JPC

    There’s nothing good about who you are or what you do.

  12. I hate myself for even bringing this up, but Lars looks better. Shit. Ugh. I’ma go hammer my balls with a brick now.

  13. His name fits his appearance by looking like a male hooker jizzed all over his face.

  14. Oz Matters

    Is that a real name? Sounds more like a bowel complaint.

  15. Alex

    Kfed finally lost some weight.

  16. tito

    it’s gotta be tough to go from a poor-man’s johnny depp to a poor-man’s vincent d’onofrio in one lifetime.

  17. CranAppleSnapple

    “There’s nothing good about who you are or what you do.”

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