1. Is there an energy crisis? ‘Cause I see an untapped natural resource.

  2. How much you want to bet Seacrest is in the purse?

  3. She’s part of the 1%… of women that these kinds of pants were intended for.

  4. RHawk

    “I know you have been my gynecologist for years, but I’m not coming back. Last time I was there, you gave me a pill. I passed out and woke up with a soreness I haven’t had since I’ve been with Ryan.”

  5. tlmck

    The good news is the front side is equally impressive.

  6. LegMan

    She’d better get started dancing again soon!!

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