I think that’s Tom Cruise all snuggled in down in his shorts. Like an ass ferret.
Tom Cruise is an Ass Ferret.
Damn you, I nearly choked to death on my dinner
Nice Jon Hamm impression.
looks like he’s finally trained his crotch to scratch itself now.
Not wearing a cup while playing football? He’s got balls.
This is Major League Soccer in the U.S. I don’t think the ball travels at anything remotely like dick-hurting speeds.
Jesus David – go ahead… I know you wanna scratch it.
His publicist must think that the ” stunned ” look is hot.
“You go left, I’ll go right!”
Somewhere, John Hamm is laughing his ass off.
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