Rob’s reaction after he let a director nuzzle up to his nipples in a car.

I’ve heard he’s a good actor, but there’s only so long that anyone can pretend to be in love with Kristen Stewart, no matter how much Summit Entertainment is paying you.

Please don’t let that be Tom Cruise behind me…Please don’t let that be Tom Cruise behind me…Please don’t let that be Tom Cruise behind me…

Someone just bedazzled their undies.

Sad sparklecock.

What’s wrong hun? Your boyfriend didn’t give you a reach-around?

Actors Workshop. OK Robert, you’re getting fingered by the parish priest.

GRUMPY CAT.

“Oh man! How’d you get the beans above the frank?!?”

After seeing the latest Twilight movie yet again, Robert was asked what he thought of it. After making this face he followed up with “It’s a bit shit really.”

Yeah, well, Kristen does seem to possess a… unique smell.

I didn’t realize K-Stewface could be transmitted sexually.

Grumpy Cat is grumpy.

“I am a bad-ass…I am a TOTAL fucking bad-ass! And if you don’t believe me, just as me mum.”

and now i’m posed in an awkward stance because i JIZZED, IN MY PANTS