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  1. “I’ll take one…..of everything.”

  2. This could just as easily have said, “Nick Nolte at home.”

  3. Sheppy

    Surprised that all the photos of him aren’t in a liquor store. Or gutter. Liquor store or gutter.

    • TobiasMerriweather

      Yeah the dude used to love the booze section of Ralphs on PCH – before the construction and Starbucks addition.
      Who buys alcohol before 9AM – Nick Nolte did…

  4. Flatliner

    Our favourite bluebird of drunkeness in its natural habitat

  5. JimBB

    Give me another 48 bottles.

  6. Yeah. This looks about right.

  7. brick

    Would anyone be surprised if he’s, you know, Next?

  8. (in hoarse, raspy voice)
    “You’re out of Goldschlager!?!”

  9. Down and Out In….Everywhere.

  10. “I used to be Nick Nolte, goddammit. Now gimme the goddamn bottle.”

  11. He looks better than usual. Apparently he dresses up to go to the liquor store.

  12. Freebie

    i remember when he used to be so HOT

  13. ” I’ll take a bottle of Ol’Gran dad and the turkey jerky next to the Hustler magazine and Man-Boobs weekly! “

  14. Unreal, what in the hell happened to this guy.

  15. cc

    ‘at a liquor store’
    You don’t say.

  16. “Ser for the last time no I will not take a blow job for a pint of Jim Beam, please leave and quit parking your shopping cart outside of my store.”

  17. “Gimme a fifth!”
    “A fifth of what, sir?”
    “A fifth of the store!”

  18. Vlad

    *clenching counter and taking in a deep breath* it’s like I’ve died and gone to heaven.

  19. It looks like he also brought a portable stool with him, so he can sit in case it takes more than 5 minutes.

  20. whatever

    He must get a lot A LOT a lot of offers to come work as a mall-Santa. He can’t fail as an actor, he’s always got it! Even though people think they are offering the job to some homeless drunk, who will work for a meal…

  21. If Santa keeps drinking, he’s going to forget who’s naughty and who’s nice.

  22. journalschism

    “Watch the stool, sir–”
    “FUCK YOU! I DIDN’T SHIT MYSELF! THAT ONLY HAPPENED ONCE, GODDAMMIT! GO FUCK YOURSELVES!”
    “The…stepstool in front of you sir.”

  23. ” Can I use the bathroom ?”
    “I’m sorry Mr.Nolte what did you say ?”
    “Nevermind”

  24. This is just sad. And why is he wearing gloves? What? he’s not wearing gloves? Wow… this just got sadder!

  25. Hate Mongrel

    Sexiest man alive 1992

  26. Spleen

    That looks about right

  27. Just_As_it_IS

    I just want to get from my car to the office without being confronted by the decay of western society!…

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