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  1. Welll… Uhmm she’s built like a 12 year old body builder and he… uhhhh looks the part…

  2. EricLr

    Did he turn into Johnny Ringo?

  3. joe

    Mr. Burns: Smithers, bring me James Bond!

    Smithers: He’s not available, sir.

    Mr. Burns: Then bring me his non-union Mexican stand-in!

  4. Ruckus

    A little bit of Kelly in my life…

  5. That’s the face of a man whose recently been sodomized by a muscular “outie” belly button.

    Please don’t ask how know.

  6. BP

    He’d make a fine Gomez Addams!

  7. “Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn.” How was that, Mr. Selznick?

  8. Tidbit

    That reminds me – I haven’t seen “Zorro, the Gay Blade” in ages.

  9. cc

    Heading for some Old El Paso…

  10. will

    Somebody shoot her (please).

  11. LadyMoustache

    Weird. He used to be the good-looking part of the couple. She must’ve sucked out his life juice.

  12. Nice of her to bring her landscaper to an event.

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