Welll… Uhmm she’s built like a 12 year old body builder and he… uhhhh looks the part…
Did he turn into Johnny Ringo?
In vino veritas
Mr. Burns: Smithers, bring me James Bond!
Smithers: He’s not available, sir.
Mr. Burns: Then bring me his non-union Mexican stand-in!
A little bit of Kelly in my life…
That’s the face of a man whose recently been sodomized by a muscular “outie” belly button.
Please don’t ask how know.
*how “I” know. Sometimes I type too fast.
He’d make a fine Gomez Addams!
“Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn.” How was that, Mr. Selznick?
That reminds me – I haven’t seen “Zorro, the Gay Blade” in ages.
Heading for some Old El Paso…
Somebody shoot her (please).
Weird. He used to be the good-looking part of the couple. She must’ve sucked out his life juice.
Nice of her to bring her landscaper to an event.
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Kelly Ripa and Mark Consuelos at The UNICEF Snowflake Ball in New York City. (November 28, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News