superficial

  1. EricLr

    Screeeeeeeeeeeeetttttcccchhhhhhhh!!!

  2. BP

    Is she screetching in her fake English accent or her fake French accent?

  3. “And then I said, ‘Kids, if you don’t settle down I’ll make you change your Father’s diaper’ Na-hahahahahahahhhahaaha!!!”

  4. Allison Wunderlan

    “Oats. I need oats.”

  5. She is only a couple ticks away from Danny DeVito’s Penguin. Glad she has something to aim for.

    (Somebody do the photoshop, please. I’m at work on a fucking iPad)

    • If there were ever a time to Photoshop, it would be at work.

      [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/29/penguin-340_422.jpg[/img]

  6. “Near far, where ever you are”
    I’ve got nothing, she’s ugly.

  7. The guy behind her is staring at her ass trying to find something salvageable about being stuck behind a singing Celine Dion.

  8. It’s very cruel actually, I heard they put ground up glass on her gums to make it look like she is talking!

  9. cc

    He has a deringer in his sleeve.

  10. Geoff Tate's Smelly Nut Sack

    Still ugly after all these years.

  11. dontkillthemessenger

    This has the looks of a mighty painful blowjob.

  12. Montana

    Something about blowjobs… No teeth! No… been done. Shit, I got nothing.

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