Celine Dion in Paris. (November 29, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News
Is she screetching in her fake English accent or her fake French accent?
Her French accent is hardly fake – she is one of 18 Dion kids from rural Quebec…. maudit Anglais…
You said it. Thanks to Celine, Quebec’s budget still balances every year. Criss de tabarnac de maudit anglais. Colis.
“And then I said, ‘Kids, if you don’t settle down I’ll make you change your Father’s diaper’ Na-hahahahahahahhhahaaha!!!”
excellent mon ami!
“Oats. I need oats.”
Awesome! This one made me LOL.
She is only a couple ticks away from Danny DeVito’s Penguin. Glad she has something to aim for.
(Somebody do the photoshop, please. I’m at work on a fucking iPad)
If there were ever a time to Photoshop, it would be at work.
“Near far, where ever you are”
I’ve got nothing, she’s ugly.
The guy behind her is staring at her ass trying to find something salvageable about being stuck behind a singing Celine Dion.
It’s very cruel actually, I heard they put ground up glass on her gums to make it look like she is talking!
He has a deringer in his sleeve.
Still ugly after all these years.
This has the looks of a mighty painful blowjob.
Something about blowjobs… No teeth! No… been done. Shit, I got nothing.
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