1. drunk at noon

    The plebeian held out his hand, and the Prince looked him in the eye, as though peering deep into the working class man’s soul. “There’s only one thing I need to know,” thought the Prince, as he contemplated returning the proffered handshake, “Is this the kind of man who washes his hand after he uses the toilet?”

  2. EricLr

    Look, I don’t give a shit what you did at Hogwarts 20 years ago, you DO NOT talk to your Prince that way and expect me to still shake your goddamned hand!!

  3. catapostrophe

    “Just shake it, prick.”

  4. Officelinebacker

    I bet there’s a penis behind that can of tomato sauce.

  5. BWMinstr.el

    “Nice to meet you Prince William. I’m Napoleon and this is George the Third. You’re just in time for meds.”

  6. Jill

    Sheesh, he’s looking at those two 20 something guys so suspiciously. It’s almost like they’ve seen his wife’s breas….riiiihgt. I can see how that’d be awkward.

  7. “I’m sorry? Sit down… at THIS table? With you?”

  8. And just like that, the Prince refused to ever shake hands with anyone who had more hair than him.

  9. “I’d like to shake the hand of the man who’s banging that stunning bird with the sweet flat ass and cracking nice tits!”

  10. Frank Burns

    “No, I will not make you a sandwich, I’m a goddamn prince! Stupid proletariats have no sense of decorum.”

  11. Lou Braccant

    okay, 10 pounds says this retard will eat everything on this table!

  12. Bionic_Crouton

    (thinking)”The peasants are revolting…”

  13. “Look, I said I was sorry about the ‘chrome dome’ comment. Just shake my hand and we’ll forget I ever said it.”

  14. Don Draper's Dad

    My gut is telling me no …. but my gut is also very hungry.

  15. HeaveHo


  16. “Yer Highness, after seein’ the nudes of the missus, and knowin’ that you’ve gotten to diddle her lady parts… well…JUST PUT ‘ER THERE, SIR…”

  17. M3

    How can he have even less her than his Dad?

  18. ChickenHawk

    It’s nice to see the Prince do a cameo on “Children’s Hospital.”

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