Uh oh, he’s in trouble. Australian law specifically prohibits importing Jared Leto.
Eric.. That is FUNNY!!
Let this be a lesson to you kids:
You may think getting high and taking a Koala home might sound fun but in reality you just broke a few pedophile rules…
“It’s going to be OK. I can still see Mom and nobody is just going to let this weirdo take me away, right?”
Mummy, this security guy is awfully chummy!
“Yes, I would like to return this, please? This isn’t what I ordered. I distinctly remember asking the sales manager for something with big tits.”
Feel the burn.
“And then… [ungh] the big fat airplane [ungh] entered the sweet… [ungh] tiny little… ohsotight… hangar…”
I’m going to Hell.
“Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of douche.”
Looks like he’s chosen the heir to his kingdom of douchebaggery.
Meanwhile security is trying to force water to go down a plughole the right way
there is just so much wrong here….
Reports are that Brand picked up the child, and began yelling “Hodor! Hodor!” until the boys mother used a frilly scarf to distract him long enough for the boy to escape.
“I shall call him…Mini Douche”
After two years of wandering the earth in leggings..Russell Brand has finally located his only fan.
Ah…I see Russell is trying ventriloquism now…It’s GOT to be better than his normal routines!
“Sorry about making you fly all the way here in a suit case. It’s just that I did’t have a ticket for you and you’re not my kid.”
So did we ever get an answer to ThisWillHurt’s question : “Can you file an Amber Alert preemptively?”
He’s arranged to meet Lilo down there for a liver transplant. Poor kid.
I wasn’t gonna weigh in on this whole “attachment parenting” thing but this SERIOUSLY getting outta hand.
Christ we get the cream of celebrities coming to Sydney, Australia. To complete the trilogy, all we need now is Wayne Newton.
Ok, is the kid check-in or carry-on?
His Ricky Gervais conscience told him to do it
Katy Perry sure hid the pregnancy well.
“never let anybody touch your naughty bits , here or here !”
Should be “Never let any BLOKE touch your naughty bits , here or here!”
This is only a test.
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Russell Brand at the airport in Sydney, Australia. (November 29, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News