1. “Yeah, can we get 2 of those butt bead thingies???”

  2. EricLr

    And tonight, a bodyguard thinks about the fateful day he dropped out of college to chase his dream of an acting career in New York.

  3. Mr. Poop

    that security guard looks thrilled to have that dyke climbing all over him

  4. Ruckus

    Isn’t that the dude from Gorillaz?

  5. “And to think; a guy who looks exactly like me is banging Jennifer Lopez” said the bodyguard who questioned every life choice he had made to get to that one moment in time.

  6. Jill

    Is that Al Capone from Boardwalk Empire? I really hope Bieber gets whacked, not whacked off.

  7. “I’mdoingthisforthemoney. I’mdoingthisforthemoney. I’mdoingthisforthemoney.”
    - The bodyguard

  8. Edg

    Me n my Bodyguard ain’t gonna have gay-sex ok ya’ll

  9. 1NDUN

    This is a new low for Dave Attell.

  10. Throb the Wonder Mule

    And the ‘Beib’ says,”Yo, word up to my peeps !”
    Running thru the guards mind,”Kill me please, now!”

  11. Jarrod

    “If them girls rush the car, you can keep them away, right?”

  12. Mumra The Ever Living

    There’s no way that kid will ever be a top.

  13. Smapdi

    “One in the brown, and one reach-around!”

  14. Well, this should finally put an end to all those Vin Diesel being straight rumors.

  15. Sparky

    Classic FML stare by the bodyguard.

  16. Bigalkie

    The pope had The Pope-mobile.. Justin Beiber has The Gearbox-mobile

  17. That’s a look of hopelessness rarely captured on film. That’s a look that says: “Why do I have to babysit this little pussy. The pay sucks and all the girls that try to get backstage to meet him are to young for me to fuck”

  18. Justin loves his older male fans, and even drives them home after they discover the hard way that Justin’s not really interested in his female fans.

  19. We’ve all heard of the walk of shame…That’s the face of a man during the drive of shame.

  20. Anonymous

    Yep…when you are broke and having nothing left but ass to sell. Justin’s going to nut in his ass two times by the look of things. The face on the guy says what kind of night he is expecting.

  21. cc

    Looks at calendar….Bieber officially declared a ‘twink’ on Nov 29th, 2012.

  22. Montana

    So THIS is the guy you have to blow to make it in the music industry.

  23. what the huh?

    does the woman in the back know she is in a car with beiber and pitbull?

  24. LadyMoustache

    Stop making fun of lesbians. She can’t help her occasional attraction to men.

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