Justin Bieber in New York City. (November 28, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News
“Yeah, can we get 2 of those butt bead thingies???”
And tonight, a bodyguard thinks about the fateful day he dropped out of college to chase his dream of an acting career in New York.
that security guard looks thrilled to have that dyke climbing all over him
Isn’t that the dude from Gorillaz?
You shut your mouth…
“And to think; a guy who looks exactly like me is banging Jennifer Lopez” said the bodyguard who questioned every life choice he had made to get to that one moment in time.
Is that Al Capone from Boardwalk Empire? I really hope Bieber gets whacked, not whacked off.
“I’mdoingthisforthemoney. I’mdoingthisforthemoney. I’mdoingthisforthemoney.”
– The bodyguard
Me n my Bodyguard ain’t gonna have gay-sex ok ya’ll
This is a new low for Dave Attell.
And the ‘Beib’ says,”Yo, word up to my peeps !”
Running thru the guards mind,”Kill me please, now!”
“If them girls rush the car, you can keep them away, right?”
There’s no way that kid will ever be a top.
“One in the brown, and one reach-around!”
Well, this should finally put an end to all those Vin Diesel being straight rumors.
Classic FML stare by the bodyguard.
The pope had The Pope-mobile.. Justin Beiber has The Gearbox-mobile
That’s a look of hopelessness rarely captured on film. That’s a look that says: “Why do I have to babysit this little pussy. The pay sucks and all the girls that try to get backstage to meet him are to young for me to fuck”
Justin loves his older male fans, and even drives them home after they discover the hard way that Justin’s not really interested in his female fans.
We’ve all heard of the walk of shame…That’s the face of a man during the drive of shame.
Yep…when you are broke and having nothing left but ass to sell. Justin’s going to nut in his ass two times by the look of things. The face on the guy says what kind of night he is expecting.
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