1. Cock Dr

    The old gal still has a great rack.

  2. EricLr

    Get the paddles.

  3. Ruckus

    It looks like Selma Hayek was left in the microwave too long.

  4. BP

    How do you say MILF in Italian?

  5. Contusion

    if she leans back any further that wig is gonna fall right off.

  6. Jill

    I swear that choker is holding her head on a 45 year old body. It’s the only possible explanation.

  7. “Dear Lord! This woman has been dead for so long rigor mortis has set in!”

  8. Literally… the kiss of death.

  9. lara

    and one day, her ears will meet behind her head.

  10. Minky Wail

    Judd Nelson’s looking old.

  11. Throb the Wonder Mule

    Is she strokin’ out ?
    He will be shortly after staring at her cans…..

  12. Allison Wunderlan

    “You can pucker all you want, but I just came over to give you CPR.”

  13. Mumra The Ever Living


  14. Why is that dude making out with a corpse?

  15. The Pope

    “Just a minute Sophia, I’ll get there, just hold that pose a liiitle longer”

  16. Old man in tux: “Oh Ms. Loren, I’ve wanted to do this to you since I was a little boy!”

  17. Bionic_Crouton

    It looks like William Daniels is about to go motorboating.

  18. oldfool

    Back in my day……ah hell, I’d still motorboat em.

  19. Jeff

    Show me your O face baby… NO DON’T!

  20. Geoff Tate's Smelly Nut Sack

    Why not. I’d motor boat her and him.

  21. I really think René Mathis can do better than this.

  22. Bigalkie

    Sophia, Darling; Are you ready for your cameo in Granny Gummers 18?

  23. Phoenix

    She heard the guy in the front of the passing canoe yelling “Stroke!” and took it to heart.

  24. Tinka

    Still a better love story than Twilight.

  25. “It’s OK…Sophia will be fine in a minute. Just having one of her spells. She sometimes forgets that the last guy to give her a facial or cum on her tits was back in 1987…”

    • Dave

      Pish and posh, sir! I have it on good authority that splash shots such as those weren’t invented until 1991!

  26. Biff

    No…no hun, I’m way over here.

  27. Dave

    Nothing sadder than two tapped-out vampires trying to steal each others’ lie force.

  28. Tja

    “You _are_ a Star, Lindsay, I promise you are!’

  29. will

    Damn, Geraldo is getting gray.

  30. LadyMoustache

    It’s just a shame they didn’t bury her when she died back in 1982.

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