The old gal still has a great rack.
Get the paddles.
It looks like Selma Hayek was left in the microwave too long.
How do you say MILF in Italian?
Madre vorrei fornicate.
or eMe I eLe eFe
if she leans back any further that wig is gonna fall right off.
I hope her bra falls off…mama mia…boobies everywhere!
I swear that choker is holding her head on a 45 year old body. It’s the only possible explanation.
“Dear Lord! This woman has been dead for so long rigor mortis has set in!”
Literally… the kiss of death.
and one day, her ears will meet behind her head.
Judd Nelson’s looking old.
Is she strokin’ out ?
He will be shortly after staring at her cans…..
“You can pucker all you want, but I just came over to give you CPR.”
When did she die?
Why is that dude making out with a corpse?
“Just a minute Sophia, I’ll get there, just hold that pose a liiitle longer”
Old man in tux: “Oh Ms. Loren, I’ve wanted to do this to you since I was a little boy!”
It looks like William Daniels is about to go motorboating.
Back in my day……ah hell, I’d still motorboat em.
Show me your O face baby… NO DON’T!
Why not. I’d motor boat her and him.
I really think René Mathis can do better than this.
Sophia, Darling; Are you ready for your cameo in Granny Gummers 18?
She heard the guy in the front of the passing canoe yelling “Stroke!” and took it to heart.
Still a better love story than Twilight.
“It’s OK…Sophia will be fine in a minute. Just having one of her spells. She sometimes forgets that the last guy to give her a facial or cum on her tits was back in 1987…”
Pish and posh, sir! I have it on good authority that splash shots such as those weren’t invented until 1991!
No…no hun, I’m way over here.
Nothing sadder than two tapped-out vampires trying to steal each others’ lie force.
“You _are_ a Star, Lindsay, I promise you are!’
Damn, Geraldo is getting gray.
It’s just a shame they didn’t bury her when she died back in 1982.
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Sophia Loren at The 2013 Pirelli Calendar Unveiling in Rio de Janeiro. (November 27, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News